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All Of President Obama’s Pardoned Turkeys Are Dead
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| November 19, 2013
| Nikki Schwab
Posted on 11/19/2013 11:42:02 AM PST by Olog-hai
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:42:02 AM PST
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Olog-hai
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:44:16 AM PST
by
jocon307
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:45:02 AM PST
by
Hotlanta Mike
("Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
To: Olog-hai
“I’m really good at killing turkeys.”
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:46:12 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Fire Muschamp.)
To: Olog-hai
Turkeys grow fast, and leave a tasty corpse.
They just don’t live long, no matter what. I myself wouldn’t demean the pardon by extending it to a turkey, but rather would direct the white house kitchen to properly execute the bird and then prepare the very tasty corpse for proper disposal. (Yum!)
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:46:26 AM PST
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donmeaker
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:46:40 AM PST
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Nifster
To: Olog-hai
If you like your head... you can keep your head!
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:47:22 AM PST
by
Haiku Guy
(Health Care Haiku: If You Have a Right / To the Labor I Provide / I Must Be Your Slave)
To: Olog-hai
To: Olog-hai
Many Americans are doomed just as those turkey birds.
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:48:38 AM PST
by
dforest
To: Olog-hai
***Cobbler, 2012s official pardoned turkey, lived through the summer and was euthanized on Aug. 22***
Euthanized? Is that a new term for processing into meat? I’ve euthanized many a hog and chicken, and others have euthanized cattle which ended up in the freezer.
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:49:36 AM PST
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: Olog-hai
All Of President Obamas Pardoned Turkeys Are Dead 0bamacare Death Panels at work?
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:50:15 AM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Who but a TYRANT shoves down another man's throat what he has exempted himself from?)
To: Olog-hai
Euthanized due to old age. Obirdacare.
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:50:40 AM PST
by
pabianice
(LINE)
To: Olog-hai
The interwebs tell me the lifespan of these things is 10 years... so I’m guessing they are only sending the old geezer turkeys in to get pardoned. Otherwise, why would they need to get euthanized so soon?
These birds probably had zero chance of ending up on the dinner table in the first place.
To: pabianice
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:52:09 AM PST
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: Olog-hai; a fool in paradise
PERIOD!
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:53:06 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Olog-hai
Commercial birds are breed and maybe genetically modified for maximum and fast growth. They just keep growing until their little hearts can’t keep up. We picked up a few chicken truck escapees and they live a bout a year and die when they’re about the size of a medium turkey.
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:53:10 AM PST
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: Olog-hai
If enough people died so that I suddenly became President, I would insist on a longer-lived variety of turkey. Maybe a heritage bird or a wild turkey might live a few more years.
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:53:32 AM PST
by
Haiku Guy
(Health Care Haiku: If You Have a Right / To the Labor I Provide / I Must Be Your Slave)
To: Olog-hai
All Of President Obamas Turkeys Are DeadI thought this would be another Obamacare article.
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:54:09 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Olog-hai
But with a simple declaration by King Obamessiah, they can all be returned to life. If you like your turkey you can keep your turkey.
To: Hotlanta Mike
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posted on
11/19/2013 11:55:18 AM PST
by
thesearethetimes...
("Courage, is fear that has said its prayers." Dorothy Bernard)
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