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Beaver steals hunter’s rifle
Bangor Daily News ^ | November 19, 2013 | John Holyoke

Posted on 11/19/2013 9:40:20 AM PST by wbill

Odd things happen to Nathan Baron. One of his teachers at Madawaska High School says it’s true. Nathan himself admits it.

Like the time he bought a new riding mower … put in a battery … cranked it up … and watched, alarmed, as the battery exploded and his mower burst into flames.

“I thought I was going to die,” he said with a chuckle. “I wasn’t burnt or anything, but I was afraid I was going to light some trees on fire.”

That teacher, Maine hoop legend Matt Rossignol, said that every time he sees Nathan, the teen has another story to tell. The one he told on Monday was particularly memorable, and Rossignol had what you’ll shortly agree was an understandable reaction.

“I told him, ‘We’ve got to get this in print,’” Rossignol said.

I agreed (although I expected at first that the story was part of some school project titled “See What Kind of Crazy Story You Can Get a Newspaper to Print.’)

So here’s Nathan Baron’s tale:

Nathan said Saturday didn’t start off as an extraordinary day. In fact, it was pretty low-key: He was sitting in a chair in the woods, hunting, watching as a doe crossed in front of him.

After the doe left, he ate his lunch. Then nature called.

“I had to go to the bathroom but I had no toilet paper,” he explained.

Luckily, he was hunting right across the road from his family’s St. David home.

“I walked out of the woods and got on my four-wheeler and I went home,” he said.

Another thing he did (which, for the record, we’ve got to advise everyone to avoid): He leaned his Remington .30-06 rifle against the tree, next to the chair he had been sitting in.

“And when I got back, I couldn’t find the gun,” he said.

Nathan said he stood up from his chair and began looking around in the woods. Then things got interesting in a hurry.

Nature had called again … in a different way.

“There was a stream that was running about 100 feet away from me. I look, and there’s a beaver hauling that gun into the water,” he said.

Let’s take a moment to let that sink in.

A beaver.

Stole.

His gun.

Nathan said he really didn’t know what to do at that point.

“I was mad, but I started laughing because it was funny,” he said. “I couldn’t believe it was happening, that I was seeing him take my gun into the water.”

So here’s what Nathan did: Absolutely nothing.

“There was nothing I could do,” he said. “The gun was in the water and the beaver went under. That was it.”

The water was deep, and pursuing the beaver was out of the question. The gun was gone.

Besides that, the beaver was armed. OK. That was my concern. Nathan didn’t mention it in our interview.

Nathan said he figures the beaver’s intentions were more innocent. (So much for my image of a lone rogue beaver arming himself against trappers). Instead, Nathan just thinks the gun was made of some good-looking wood, and Mr. Beaver decided to haul it home.

“He was probably going to go and use it as part of his shelter,” he said. “Maybe I go there and there’s a gun sticking up out of the beaver dam.”

Nathan swears his story is true. Rossignol believes him. So do others.

Things just seem to happen to Nathan Baron, after all.

Some do have doubts, though.

“My close friends don’t believe me, but all the other kids in school believe me,” he said.

But Nathan has a plan that he figures will convince everyone that his far-fetched tale is true.

“I’m trying to get my gun back,” he said. “If there are beaver marks on it, I’m going to hang it on the wall of my garage [so others can come and see it].”


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: banglist; beaver; hunting
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To: wbill

Project Gun-dammer?


21 posted on 11/19/2013 9:59:14 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: wbill

Yeah, something similar happened to me. I left my door open, and raccoons came into my house and took all my guns. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.


22 posted on 11/19/2013 9:59:20 AM PST by Hugin ( More firepower1)
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To: Darksheare; derllak

I dearly miss derly.


23 posted on 11/19/2013 10:01:14 AM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: Lazamataz

Was hoping that you’d show up. Figured that you wouldn’t want to miss a good beaver thread. ;-)


24 posted on 11/19/2013 10:01:35 AM PST by wbill
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To: wbill

Any time a beaver grabs something long and cylindrical, I’M THERE.


25 posted on 11/19/2013 10:02:48 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: wbill

I lost all mine in an unfortunate boating accident. Yep.

As far as the battery exploding, you can’t fix stupid.


26 posted on 11/19/2013 10:03:27 AM PST by TheRhinelander
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To: wbill

So why did the beaver take his 30-06 and not the .22?


27 posted on 11/19/2013 10:04:12 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL!!

I dunno about this particular one, but my personal, first-hand experience has been that most of the stories guys tell about beaver are completely fabricated.

28 posted on 11/19/2013 10:05:27 AM PST by wbill
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To: Lazamataz

Yeah in this case the beaver took it back home to show mom and dad and the kids.


29 posted on 11/19/2013 10:06:26 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: wbill

A rifle makes a fine reinforcement for a beaver’s dam.


30 posted on 11/19/2013 10:06:30 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: driftdiver

(smirk) I dunno....why DID the beaver take his 30-06 and not the .22?


31 posted on 11/19/2013 10:06:32 AM PST by wbill
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To: wbill

32 posted on 11/19/2013 10:07:51 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: null and void; derllak

As do I.


33 posted on 11/19/2013 10:08:34 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: JimRed

34 posted on 11/19/2013 10:08:59 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: JimRed
I think Eric Holder is involved in this somehow.

He's arming WILDLIFE now.

This shall be known as "Project Gun-Dammer".

35 posted on 11/19/2013 10:10:09 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: driftdiver
So you're saying that size mat.... oh never mind. I'm working too hard on getting banned!

Good thing I stopped. That was a close shav..... oh, there I go again!

36 posted on 11/19/2013 10:10:40 AM PST by wbill
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To: Responsibility2nd

37 posted on 11/19/2013 10:12:58 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Darksheare; TheOldLady

Interesting you should mention deer..


38 posted on 11/19/2013 10:14:47 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: wbill

Beavers are nocturnal


39 posted on 11/19/2013 10:15:39 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Travon... Felony assault and battery hate crime)
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To: wbill

He was sitting in a chair in the woods, hunting, watching as a doe crossed in front of him.

After the doe left, he ate his lunch.


What was he hunting again?


40 posted on 11/19/2013 10:18:48 AM PST by txhurl
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