Posted on 11/18/2013 3:06:59 PM PST by SeekAndFind
Lets see... at least one of the characters will now be gay. Mr. Potter will be a prominent member of the Tea Party. George’s brother will have made his fortune on solar panels or some other green nonsense. No thanks. I’ll pass.
The Savings and Loan will get bailed out by the Fed and the teacher will sue for being bullied via phone.
Or George will run an abortion clinic and the angels want to help him kill more babies, but the evil Sarah Palin is trying to stop him.
Zuzu becomes a pole dancer at a local gin joint and pulls trains on the side. George Bailey was murdered at the Savings and Loan by a crazed negro killer.
Uncle Billy was hanged by a gang of Black Panthers when he asked to see their photo ID at the voting booth.
Democrats took over the town and Mr. Potter’s nephew is now the mayor of the now sleazy town.
Yes. Bedford Falls has matured to Satan’s satisfaction.
Barry Obama is still in the White Hut directing the police state.
This can’t turn out well. Some things should be left alone.
Exactly right.
They made a sequel to a Christmas story a few years back. It bombed. Leave my classics alone.
This sounds like satire or a hoax.
How can they make a remake. Most of the cast is deceased.
They’re not making a remake. They’re making a SEQUEL. Read the article.
This is crazy.
So... his straight as an arrow son is shown the error of his ways and he becomes a gay hooker at the end and gets his wings?
It’s about a movie that didn’t succeed much at the box office, was neglected by the studio and allowed to lapse into the public domain, whereby it then received continuous airing for decades when “the holiday” rolled around, ultimately to have its copyright RESTORED retroactively by the stroke of a pen “for the benefit of the creators” like the long dead director who’d made the film ages ago.
Gee, glad they didn't pull a storyline like this for the series finale of "Dallas" or anything like that. Oh, wait....
Ummm NO.... sorry this sounds like a heaping pile of steaming dog poop.
And it will prove the notion that sequels SUCK
It’s doable if they intertwine it with Mayberry, 2014.
Andy is in bed with the cartels.
Barney is like Fredo on Godfather.
Opie is transgendered and confused.
Goober is a meth head working for Andy.
Gomer is selling stolen Marine weaponry to the cartels.
Aunt Bea runs the local bordello.
Floyd is a NAMBLA activist.
Ms.Crum is a NEA and PETA activist
Howard is a perv.
Otis is still drunk.
The Darlings are a hip hop twerkers.
Case in point: the 1983 TV remake of Casablanca, starring David Soul as Rick Blaine.
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