Zuzu becomes a pole dancer at a local gin joint and pulls trains on the side. George Bailey was murdered at the Savings and Loan by a crazed negro killer.
Uncle Billy was hanged by a gang of Black Panthers when he asked to see their photo ID at the voting booth.
Democrats took over the town and Mr. Potter’s nephew is now the mayor of the now sleazy town.
Yes. Bedford Falls has matured to Satan’s satisfaction.
Barry Obama is still in the White Hut directing the police state.
It’s doable if they intertwine it with Mayberry, 2014.
Andy is in bed with the cartels.
Barney is like Fredo on Godfather.
Opie is transgendered and confused.
Goober is a meth head working for Andy.
Gomer is selling stolen Marine weaponry to the cartels.
Aunt Bea runs the local bordello.
Floyd is a NAMBLA activist.
Ms.Crum is a NEA and PETA activist
Howard is a perv.
Otis is still drunk.
The Darlings are a hip hop twerkers.