It’s doable if they intertwine it with Mayberry, 2014.
Andy is in bed with the cartels.
Barney is like Fredo on Godfather.
Opie is transgendered and confused.
Goober is a meth head working for Andy.
Gomer is selling stolen Marine weaponry to the cartels.
Aunt Bea runs the local bordello.
Floyd is a NAMBLA activist.
Ms.Crum is a NEA and PETA activist
Howard is a perv.
Otis is still drunk.
The Darlings are a hip hop twerkers.
What happened to Ernest T Bass?