[DManA]

Admit it. You were googling your own name weren’t you Tubro.

[Artie]

I drove a Zamboni in college. My worst fear was the last resurface, before closing, and getting the stuck while I got off to open the gate. I always dreamed I’d get to be the Zamboni driver at Madison Square Garden. Nope

[norwaypinesavage]

Go Bemidji Beavers,
Go you Green and White.
Go Bemidji Beavers,
Fight with all your might.

We are here to cheer you.
We are out to bring you fame.
So go Bemidji Beavers,
Fight and win this game.

[SamAdams76]

No Zamboni thread is complete without a link to one of the greatest Christmas songs ever .

[blueunicorn6]

“Remembers the horror he felt when the Zamboni he was driving stopped on the ice”

I know. I think it’s called Zambonistopaphobia. Many therapists are trained to deal with this. They just need a bowling ball and a can of WD-40.

[blueunicorn6]

“Every intermission is another show time”
I’m pretty sure this is how the Rolling Stones started out. Mick standing on the Zamboni wailing, “I can’t get no.....ice on the rink.” He changed it a little.

[BBell]

I Wanna Drive The Zamboni

Well I went down to my local arena. I asked to see the manager man. He came from his office and said, "Son can I help you?" I looked at him and said, "Yes you can."

'Cause I wanna drive the zamboni. I wanna drive the zamboni. (Yes I do.)

Since I was young it's been my dream to drive that there zamboni machine. I'd get that ice just as slick as could be, and all the kids would look up to me.

'Cause I wanna drive the zamboni. I wanna drive the zamboni. (Yes I do.)

The manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen, but that right there is one expensive machine. And we've got Smokey who's been driving for years." About that time, I broke down in tears.

'Cause I wanna drive the zamboni. I wanna drive the zamboni. 'Cause I wanna drive the zamboni. I wanna drive the zamboni. (Yes I do.)