To: nickcarraway; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; Americanwolf; ...
Ping!
I forsaw this!
Next up, robomurder:
The Roomba?
The thing is a freakin’ murderbot!
The infernal Roomba had me cornered, treed on the table as it maniacally rammed the table leg in an effort to knock me off so it could get me.
It beeped sullenly, then motored off.
Quietly I stepped down off the table and made my way across the room.
Behind me, I heard the whirring of tiny motors.
Then an excited beep.
I bolted, mowed down several plant stands and a very surprised cat as I fled to the safety of the stairwell.
The Roomba couldn’t handle stairs, I’d be safe!
Unfortunately, I’d gone down the stairs rather than up the stairs.
The Roomba gave an excited beep as it rocketed off the top step and launched into space!
In terror I turned around in time to see the spinning brush on the underside aimed right at my face!
4 posted on
11/12/2013 11:26:54 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare
8 posted on
11/12/2013 11:32:28 AM PST by
RedMDer
(Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
To: Darksheare
Ping! I forsaw this! Next up, robomurder: The Roomba? The thing is a freakin’ murderbot! The infernal Roomba had me cornered, treed on the table as it maniacally rammed the table leg in an effort to knock me off so it could get me. It beeped sullenly, then motored off. Quietly I stepped down off the table and made my way across the room. Behind me, I heard the whirring of tiny motors. Then an excited beep. I bolted, mowed down several plant stands and a very surprised cat as I fled to the safety of the stairwell. The Roomba couldn’t handle stairs, I’d be safe! Unfortunately, I’d gone down the stairs rather than up the stairs. The Roomba gave an excited beep as it rocketed off the top step and launched into space! In terror I turned around in time to see the spinning brush on the underside aimed right at my face!
Are you Stephen King?
14 posted on
11/12/2013 11:41:01 AM PST by
BikerJoe
To: Darksheare; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; OSHA; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; ...
Waiting to hear from the expert...
33 posted on
11/12/2013 12:32:54 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Darksheare
35 posted on
11/12/2013 12:35:00 PM PST by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Darksheare
LOOOOL! Did this happen because you gave it your coffee?
To: Darksheare
You must have been terrified.
46 posted on
11/12/2013 3:19:40 PM PST by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americadd)
To: Darksheare
it became self aware and couldn't take it...
51 posted on
11/12/2013 5:44:56 PM PST by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Darksheare
The Roomba couldn’t handle stairs, I’d be safe
Genesis of the Daleks
54 posted on
11/12/2013 5:53:47 PM PST by
garbanzo
(Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day)
To: Darksheare
Roomba - The Quiet Killer
83 posted on
11/13/2013 6:40:53 AM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Darksheare
85 posted on
11/14/2013 7:58:29 PM PST by
OddLane
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
