I Yack Too Much

me | 11/11/13 | HTRN

[HiTech RedNeck]

I yack too much.

[Army Air Corps]

Next time, check the date on that bologna before you make a sandwich.

[beandog]

You think that’s bad. My 32 year old former Marine Corps son called me today and he was excited because he bought something today at Bed, Bath and Beyond. What exactly is at this store that all these men are flocking too? What happened to Home Depot or Best Buy. Is that were all the women are hanging out?

It’s got to be the Beyond. Otherwise, I’m just confused.

[Hardraade]

Alien Yak.

[cloudmountain]

You think that’s bad. My 32 year old former Marine Corps son called me today and he was excited because he bought something today at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
1. What exactly is at this store that all these men are flocking too?
2. What happened to Home Depot or Best Buy.
3. Is that were all the women are hanging out?
It’s got to be the Beyond. Otherwise, I’m just confused.

1. I dunno. My husband and I used to go to them and he was bored outta his gourd with the stores.
2. They are still there, but not as crowded as they used to be, I think.
3. I don't THINK so. Women, I think, like malls better. More food stores for snacking, more bathrooms, more places to sit and veg out. Great parking. Good A.C.

I don't blame you for your confusion. It IS confusing and I don't get it.

[cloudmountain]

LOVED all the movies....Star Wars!!!

[upchuck]

30! Outstanding! Congrats!

[upchuck]

Don’t come on here and expect us to make life changing decisions for you.

Face it like a man!

[Dan(9698)]

Meanest animal alive.

How does it go to the bathroom?

That is why it is so mean.

[mass55th]

Yackety yack...don’t talk back.

[IronJack]

As long as you don’t jack too much ...

[mass55th]

Pushmepullyou

[frithguild]

A ginger Yack

[Rodamala]

Let’s just say that the sort of woman that I am most attracted to (mean, dismissive, cold, clinical, but smart and very stubborn) should never be told how strongly I feel about my relationship with them.

[BenLurkin]

[Nifster]

oh I thought you were having stomach problems....

[left that other site]

And don’t forget THE FOUNTAINHEAD!

Kind of an “Eastern” but still...It had the COOP.

And Ayn Rand.

[left that other site]

Come to think of it, some of Ayn’s characters DID yack too much!

(like for 70 pages in one instance!)

[JoeProBono]

[BlueDragon]

Consider cross-breeding your yak with a cow.

Yak pastoralism...

"...When male yak are crossed with cows, the male offspring, which are locally called Zo, are used as draft animals and are more resilient to lower altitudes than their yak parent. The female offspring, which are locally called Zomo, produce more milk than pure yak. ..."