Posted on 11/09/2013 7:49:57 PM PST by nickcarraway
Young love is tough. There's no hiding behind OKCupid profiles in elementary school; there's just a tear-saturated piece of notebook paper with the word "no" circled in pencil. But in this note, posted by Reddit user reasonable-doubt, there's actually a glimmer of hope
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lol
Heh! Shades of 5th Grade.
Those 'Ashley' beotches, be they male or female, will get to you at least ONCE in your lifetime!
LoL
That’s the same message my friend received last month on plentyofish.
“I’m with someone BUT...”
I guess it’s better to get it out of the way sooner, than later.
Yep. There will be an ‘Ashley’ for all of us if we’re living and breathing. Mine is long gone - and Thank God for that small favor, LOL! :)
Han: She expressed her true feelings for me.
Leia: My...! Why, you stuck up,... half-witted... scruffy-looking ...nerf-herder!
Han: Who’s scruffy-looking?
I’m glad to see that “Ashely” is planning ahead.
Teach the kid that if you don’t get turned down a hundred times a night you aint trying hard enough.Cute enough.
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.
But it all was bull----.
It was a god---- joke.
And when I think of you {insert name here}
I hope you ----ng choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please,
kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
When I was growing up, we called such girls “peanut butter” ‘cause they liked spreading it around.
LOL. “You like me BECAUSE I’m a scoundrel...there aren’t enough scoundrels in your life.”
They liked spreading peanut butter?
In the book I had Ashley pictured completely differently.
In the movie??? Would I pine over Leslie Howard when Clark Gable was around? Ummm..don’t think so, lol.
In regards to the note...the little girl gave him a soft landing, imho.
Maybe some women don’t don’t like big ears. (Not Loretta Young or Carole Lombard, but some women) For what it’s worth, Leslie Howard was a patriot who died when a plane he was in was shot down, possibly because of his covert activities.
[not that I am putting down Gable. Gable enlisted after his wife died in a plane over France. He even flew some combat missions. And his discharge papers were signed by Ronald Reagan. He was also supposedly Hitler’s favorite actor- for some reason.)
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