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Cantaloupe designated acting police chief
Florida Today | Nov. 6, 2013

Posted on 11/09/2013 12:58:21 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
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21 posted on 11/09/2013 4:50:59 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Slings and Arrows


22 posted on 11/09/2013 4:58:37 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Slings and Arrows

23 posted on 11/09/2013 5:30:15 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: Salamander; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
"This silliness needs to be squashed ASAP."

♫ ♫ All a-long the squash to-wer ...♫♫


24 posted on 11/09/2013 5:37:46 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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25 posted on 11/09/2013 5:55:46 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: shibumi

Arg!....gourd by my own ox.


26 posted on 11/09/2013 6:28:59 AM PST by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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To: JoeProBono
Fruit of passion....grab a.............


27 posted on 11/09/2013 7:55:45 AM PST by Daffynition (*$17,000,000,000,000* Fear the beards! GO SOX!)
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Cantaloupe?

No, I prefer a Church Wedding.


28 posted on 11/09/2013 7:59:03 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: shibumi

Damn you.

I actually had a thought line and you stole my punchline.

Now I have to wait week before my next opportunity of brilliance.


29 posted on 11/09/2013 8:00:03 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: shibumi

That’s not a melon, it’s cancer.


30 posted on 11/09/2013 8:01:10 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: shibumi

Just Vine by me....


31 posted on 11/09/2013 8:12:14 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Slings and Arrows

For SCIENCE!


32 posted on 11/09/2013 9:14:46 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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It’ dying on the vine!


33 posted on 11/09/2013 3:40:51 PM PST by nickcarraway
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It’s gone to seed...


34 posted on 11/09/2013 4:17:38 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: nickcarraway

We’ll just keep pumpkin away at this thread.

[so bad...sorry]


35 posted on 11/09/2013 5:12:02 PM PST by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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To: Salamander

lol


36 posted on 11/09/2013 5:12:23 PM PST by GeronL
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To: GeronL

You’re so forgiving.

:)


37 posted on 11/09/2013 5:14:57 PM PST by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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To: Salamander

The new police is said to play Squash in his spare time


38 posted on 11/09/2013 5:15:30 PM PST by GeronL
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To: Salamander

Meanwhile civil rights campaigners have criticized the new Chief for the lack of Melon-in-him. “Not Green enough!” they chanted at a protest at the swearing in!


39 posted on 11/09/2013 5:16:32 PM PST by GeronL
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise

Floriduh? Is Cantaloupe going to arrest Incognito?


40 posted on 11/09/2013 5:18:34 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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