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Cantaloupe designated acting police chief
Florida Today
| Nov. 6, 2013
Posted on 11/09/2013 12:58:21 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
Gannett company - link and title only.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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Better than the vegetables who usually get the job.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
11/09/2013 12:59:17 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Vendome; nickcarraway
Bad news for young lovers now that “Can’t-elope” is on the job!
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:06:01 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Vendome; nickcarraway
But it’s all for the best.
If they did elope it would just be the start of “Honey-Dew” this and “Honey-Dew” that.
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:08:09 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:10:50 AM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
("Many on the left see faith & family as oppressive, the right sees them as indispensable." Palin)
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Vendome; JoeProBono
"Get the posse together boys!
We'll head 'em off at the patch!"
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:11:32 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Too bad we can’t post the picture.
This guy has quite a melon on his shoulders!
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:12:59 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:16:49 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
This thread is a dream come true for you, isn’t it?
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:25:55 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: shibumi; Salamander; Vendome; nickcarraway; JoeProBono
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:27:42 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Some days I’m easily amused.
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posted on
11/09/2013 1:33:58 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
All joking aside, being police chief of Cocoa FL sounds like it could be a challenge - sure the weather is nice, but there is a large community of indigent welfare parasites in Cocoa. I was pulled over by one of their officers once while on my way home on US 1; it was not a friendly encounter.
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posted on
11/09/2013 2:25:03 AM PST
by
Ken522
To: Slings and Arrows
There was no baboon available?
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posted on
11/09/2013 2:41:27 AM PST
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
To: Hardraade
There was no baboon available?TSA snapped 'em all up.
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posted on
11/09/2013 2:59:59 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Ken522
I checked out Cocoa’s wiki entry. You aren’t kidding.
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posted on
11/09/2013 3:05:08 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
And it still managed to commit atrocities against dogs, elderly, children, and women.
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posted on
11/09/2013 3:25:08 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Slings and Arrows
In other news Mr. Musk Melon of 2222 Grapevine Drive, Melonville, Fla. has been appointed new Fire Chief.
To: Darksheare
I don’t know how a cantaloupe would do a cavity search, and I don’t think I want to know.
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posted on
11/09/2013 4:07:09 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Ken522
Cocoa, Florida
Not only that, but I have heard that Illegal Muzzies are infiltrating NASA.
ML/LTOS
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Vendome; nickcarraway
This silliness needs to be squashed ASAP.
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posted on
11/09/2013 4:48:11 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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