Posted on 11/08/2013 4:28:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Lyrics:
The Great Reneger (Michael Fischer ©2009) www.thefischers.net
Hey have you heard he's gone back on his word On the internet there's a big long list = Of promises broken so eloquently spoken And you wonder why so many millions are pissed?! Cause he's the --
(Chorus) Great Reneger a politician at heart A politician practicing his art He's the Great Reneger, neither black or white He's many shades of grey far left from what's right
He'll tell you anything to get you on his side Like Change You Can Believe In, Trust me would I lie? Well have transparency, CSPAN, Post all bills on the net There'll be no lobbyists, no pork, Have we seen it? Not Yet! (chorus)
Bridge 1 They've had votes in the night behind closed doors Senators bribed no better than whores Pushing their program refusing to hear When the voice of the people is perfectly clear (chorus)
His skin so thin and when scratched you can see The horrible sight that lies just beneath An unseasoned novice lifted up in pride But there's a fall comin' soon and there'll be no place to hide! (Chorus)
Bridge 2 Teleprompter in place he can really talk that talk Blowin' smoke is cheap but he don't walk the walk And what politician hates is when you turn on the light He'll run like a roach for the darkness of night
About that first picture: why would you put a cattle guard on a Prius?
13 Reasons to Smile:
· Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
· I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me.
· How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
· A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Wow, that was fun!”
· I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!
· When I was young, we used to go “skinny dipping” but now I just “chunky dunk.”
· Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
· Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
· Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
· Wouldn’t you know it. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
· Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year: “If you can read this, thank a teacher, and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier.
“And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Please pass this along to anyone who needs a reason to smile.
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I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
MMMMC
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
“Did you dance much?” she asked.
“I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to....”
LOL!
With a semi. Doing 90.
Top 100!!!
Wow, the silliness is in full swing already, and it’s not even 6:30 here on the Left Coast...
I came up with 5000 the first time around. Guess I need more coffee...
With his car, maybe.
Now why do you have to be mean to the poor semi?
TOP 60!
Well, I would have used Smart Car, but I didn't want Laz to get hurt driving into that... that... well, I'm just not certain what the ache ee double hockey sticks it is.
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