Full Title: Extreme yoga fanatic drowned in quarry trying to catch hypothermia to achieve ‘enlightenment’ through near-death experience
Now we'll never know if he was able to acquire those psychic powers he was going for.
1 posted on
10/30/2013 10:42:43 AM PDT by
Teotwawki
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To: Teotwawki
'unlock the secrets of the afterlife'.Looks like he succeeded.
2 posted on
10/30/2013 10:44:06 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Teotwawki
Did he float? If he did, he was successful...................
3 posted on
10/30/2013 10:44:21 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
To: Teotwawki
4 posted on
10/30/2013 10:45:20 AM PDT by
Edgar3
(Libnorance is a mental disease, and it's getting Progressively worse!)
To: Teotwawki
he could 'unlock the secrets of the afterlife'. He has unlocked those secrets, but the door to the other side closed and locked him out there with his secrets. Should have had a better door stop.
5 posted on
10/30/2013 10:45:41 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
To: Teotwawki
...a coroner today ruled Mr Monrose 'died as a consequence of a near-death experience which resulted in physical death'.A coroner with a sense of irony.
To: Teotwawki
mmmm.. YOGA FOR DEMOCRATS...
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9 posted on
10/30/2013 10:47:38 AM PDT by
MeshugeMikey
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To: Teotwawki
11 posted on
10/30/2013 10:49:49 AM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
( "I was all for Obamacare, until I found out I was paying for it." - California Girl)
To: Teotwawki
Too slow. For that real near-death experience there’s nothing like a hand grenade.
To: Teotwawki
I know someone like this! One time she was out in her backyard meditating for so long her neighbor called 911 because she thought she was dead. True story.
13 posted on
10/30/2013 10:53:21 AM PDT by
riri
(Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
To: Teotwawki
Eric Cartman already tried that and all it did was propel him 500 years into the future.
14 posted on
10/30/2013 10:54:08 AM PDT by
subterfuge
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To: Teotwawki
Near death is actual death. He achieved success in finding out about the afterlife.
One down,....
15 posted on
10/30/2013 10:55:09 AM PDT by
MaxMax
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Too near death if you ask me.
Did he achieve a Darwin Award?
To: Teotwawki
Now presenting...The Dharmawin Awards!
17 posted on
10/30/2013 10:59:17 AM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: Teotwawki
- "He's an 'Ex-Spiritualist' Luke Monrose. 'Bereft of Life' Spiritualist Luke Monrose." - "He's not dead. He's resting."
18 posted on
10/30/2013 11:00:21 AM PDT by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: Teotwawki
Ms Monrose told the hearing: 'I told him he should get out more, get a girlfriend and go to the pub and get drunk but he wasn’t interested.
Get a girlfriend.
Get drunk.
Or drown.
Tough choices...
21 posted on
10/30/2013 11:04:52 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
To: Teotwawki
'died as a consequence of a near-death experience
Would that be considered an oxymoron?
22 posted on
10/30/2013 11:06:34 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Make sure you have removed the kleenex from your pockets before doing laundry)
To: Teotwawki
26 posted on
10/30/2013 11:18:59 AM PDT by
null and void
(I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
To: Teotwawki
31 posted on
10/30/2013 11:33:46 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Teotwawki
Bought a burrito from the “gut wagon” at the job site.....Now THAT was a near death experience!!
32 posted on
10/30/2013 11:43:02 AM PDT by
count-your-change
(you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
To: Teotwawki
Dear Yoga Fanatic: "Flatliners" was a MOVIE.
34 posted on
10/30/2013 11:55:32 AM PDT by
Darksheare
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