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Full Title: Extreme yoga fanatic drowned in quarry trying to catch hypothermia to achieve ‘enlightenment’ through near-death experience

Now we'll never know if he was able to acquire those psychic powers he was going for.

1 posted on 10/30/2013 10:42:43 AM PDT by Teotwawki
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'unlock the secrets of the afterlife'.

Looks like he succeeded.

2 posted on 10/30/2013 10:44:06 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Did he float? If he did, he was successful...................


3 posted on 10/30/2013 10:44:21 AM PDT by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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Near death, my arse!


4 posted on 10/30/2013 10:45:20 AM PDT by Edgar3 (Libnorance is a mental disease, and it's getting Progressively worse!)
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he could 'unlock the secrets of the afterlife'.

He has unlocked those secrets, but the door to the other side closed and locked him out there with his secrets. Should have had a better door stop.

5 posted on 10/30/2013 10:45:41 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
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...a coroner today ruled Mr Monrose 'died as a consequence of a near-death experience which resulted in physical death'.

A coroner with a sense of irony.

7 posted on 10/30/2013 10:46:48 AM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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mmmm.. YOGA FOR DEMOCRATS...

Special Event.....

“UNLOCK THE DOOR”...NOVEMBER 3 2014


9 posted on 10/30/2013 10:47:38 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/)
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11 posted on 10/30/2013 10:49:49 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie ( "I was all for Obamacare, until I found out I was paying for it." - California Girl)
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Too slow. For that real near-death experience there’s nothing like a hand grenade.


12 posted on 10/30/2013 10:51:34 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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I know someone like this! One time she was out in her backyard meditating for so long her neighbor called 911 because she thought she was dead. True story.


13 posted on 10/30/2013 10:53:21 AM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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Eric Cartman already tried that and all it did was propel him 500 years into the future.


14 posted on 10/30/2013 10:54:08 AM PDT by subterfuge (CBS NBC ABC FOX AP-- all no different than Pravda.)
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Near death is actual death. He achieved success in finding out about the afterlife.
One down,....
15 posted on 10/30/2013 10:55:09 AM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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Too near death if you ask me.

Did he achieve a Darwin Award?


16 posted on 10/30/2013 10:58:57 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Now presenting...The Dharmawin Awards!


17 posted on 10/30/2013 10:59:17 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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- "He's an 'Ex-Spiritualist' Luke Monrose. 'Bereft of Life' Spiritualist Luke Monrose."

- "He's not dead. He's resting."

18 posted on 10/30/2013 11:00:21 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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Ms Monrose told the hearing: 'I told him he should get out more, get a girlfriend and go to the pub and get drunk but he wasn’t interested.

Get a girlfriend.
Get drunk.
Or drown.
Tough choices...
21 posted on 10/30/2013 11:04:52 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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'died as a consequence of a near-death experience

Would that be considered an oxymoron?

22 posted on 10/30/2013 11:06:34 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Make sure you have removed the kleenex from your pockets before doing laundry)
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Go to the light Luke!!!


26 posted on 10/30/2013 11:18:59 AM PDT by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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Left him breathless.


31 posted on 10/30/2013 11:33:46 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Bought a burrito from the “gut wagon” at the job site.....Now THAT was a near death experience!!


32 posted on 10/30/2013 11:43:02 AM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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Dear Yoga Fanatic: "Flatliners" was a MOVIE.
34 posted on 10/30/2013 11:55:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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