Posted on 10/28/2013 1:13:53 PM PDT by Red Badger
Greek marketing group has created the first "Tweeting Bra" as part of a campaign from Nestle Fitness for October's Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The social networking bra utilizes a special mechanism hidden under the hook of the bra. When it is unhooked, a signal is sent to a cell phone which in turn notifies a server that generates a tweet.
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Modern technologies answer to the chastity belt?
More like a badge of honor for skanks. It will be like an location update thingy on farcebook, look I got some last night, and at lunch, and...
Imagine you’re a father of a teenage daughter and it’s prom night...................
It would melt down the twitterverse...............
Some places would sound like an aviary..................
...and another angel gets his wings...
He ain’t no angel and those ain’t wings....................
And then hackers cause it to tweet to the person’s facebook account and who knows where from there.
Just when you thought something more retarded couldn’t be invented
I thought this already existed. Technology that updates Facebook when your panties come off.
Sounds eminently practical.
I’d rather jumper cables be...
Big Balls
Artist: AC/DC
From: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
I’m upper, upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
the social papers say I’ve got the biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
fancy big balls
And he’s got big balls,
And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got great balls of fire!
CHORUS:
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
fancy big balls
And he’s got big balls,
And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure,
They’re the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
CHORUS:
we’ve got big balls
we’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
fancy big balls
And he’s got big balls,
And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
And I’m just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs......
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