Rock-solid love: Australian woman marries a bridge in France - and even gets the mayor's blessing

Daily Mail ^ | 7-5-13 | Sara Malm

[ReformationFan]

An Australian woman has taken her desire for the ‘strong and silent’-type to a new extreme when she married a bridge. Jodi Rose married Le Pont du Diable Bridge in Céret, southern France after falling head over heels for the ‘sensual’ 14th century stone structure. Ms Rose, or Mrs Le Pont du Diable, has spent the past decade travelling the world recording the vibrations in bridge cables with contact microphones and using them to create experimental music.

[elcid1970]

Awful...awful...awful.......

I guess you’ve heard of Alexander Graham Kowalski, the world’s first telephone Pole...?

[sportutegrl]

They will cross that bridge when they come to it.

[Mark17]

A butt ment sex?

LOL. Touche. Got me on that one.

[ReaganGeneration2]

Did she fall in love with its length or girth?

(Hey, someone had to ask!)

Anyway, I hope it was a Cantilever, not one those wimpy Suspensions.

[ReformationFan]

Here’s the story about a very sad “widow”, the woman who “married” the Berlin Wall-

http://proexistence.blogspot.com/2008/05/operation-marriage-chaos-woman-married.html

[sten]

she’s crazy as a fox... as her ‘husband’ starts to charge for his ‘services’... and she starts to collect tolls ‘for the family’

[tophat9000]

Well if you can marry a dyke guess you can marry a bridge

[MV=PY]

If the marriage is annulled it’s spanned.

Or has it been suspended?

Still I admit she’s on the beam!

There must be a lot of trussed between them.

[Slings and Arrows]

Quite the hasty marriage. I wonder if she's in a family way?

[Daffynition]

Pont de l’Archevêché/“The Love Bridge” maybe?

[Daffynition]

Hey *All*....who sez the bridge is a *he*?.....

[pat1969]

Better yet..... how much for a copy of the wedding-night video??

[pax_et_bonum]

Definitely a May-December marriage.

[pax_et_bonum]

Definitely a May-December marriage.

[Ezekiel]

‘He makes me feel connected to the earth and draws me to rest from my endless nomadic wanderings. He is fixed, stable, rooted to the ground, while I am nomadic, transient, ever on the road.

‘He gives me a safe haven, brings me back to ground myself, and then lets me go again to follow my own path, without trying to keep me tied down or in thrall to his needs or desires. I am devoted to him.’

The poor deluded soul. She fell for all of that. She'll be the last to know that he keeps a troll[up] under the bridge.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

So I guess Australian bridges aren't good enough for you missy.

[verga]

And the last argument that the ‘slippery slope’ theory was wrong just collapsed.

Years ago, I said that if you point to any item in the Sears or JC Penny catalog, that somewhere in the world there is someone that either wants to have sex with it or worship it as a god. I guess I underestimated the ability of humans to sink to depravity.

[Daffynition]

In civil engineering parlance....it's called *dry laid.* Really.

The most beautiful dry laid bridge, I've ever seen.

Just off Rt. 10 in Gilsum, NH this is the dry laid stone arch bridge with the highest vault in NH. [Photos by Adam Clark]

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Wait until she seeks a divorce claiming irreconcilable differences and then wants alimony.”

If that’s the case, I hope it’s a toll bridge.

[Slings and Arrows]

JODI ROSE: “That’s HOT!”