13 More of the Worst Products for Men Ever Created

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[virgil283]

"...more hilarious and quite questionable inventions that were sold to men. The funny thing about these products is that most are advertised with a money back guarantee. It makes me wonder how these companies ever made money...."

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[Covenantor]

First there was Mr. Coffee, the successful home drip brew machine.

And then, from out left field came,

Mr. Bidet

A blitz ad campaign focused on Architects, Plumbing engineers, Interior designers, and decorators lead to the happy little fella being push pinned to corkboards everywhere. The ad copy was hilarious.

[qam1]

[bicyclerepair]

Agh, presta valve, WHY?

[Mike Darancette]

With earth shoes.

[dhs12345]

Yup. Its real. You can buy one on ebay for $425.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Old-Cast-Iron-Wood-Vtg-Toy-Cannon-Big-Dick-Machine-Gun-Little-Folks-/290901651980

[dhs12345]

Hey. I’d buy one of those!

[dhs12345]

Thats it. No more chicken for me.

That what someone who has been cryogenically frozen will look like when aliens from the future thaw them and dump them out.

[Conservative4Ever]

Oh dear Gawd...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I like the concept. The name needs a little work.

[Chode]

the Steely Dan???

[Chode]

no doubt, industrial strength model at that...

[Chode]

yeah, prolly safer to stick with the big red X

[logi_cal869]

I saw those Bama Chia pets when they came out, got home, got an idea and went back to the store to buy one right away. In a couple of hours the result was below

It was a simple pleasure for me to train our male Doby to, you know.

I miss that dog and will always cherish the memories, including those of him lifting his leg on my art project...

[BCW]

I wonder what size Wash DC would need to help out with the “pile” build up there?

[BCW]

one time price - Cheaper than Viagra

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Old-Cast-Iron-Wood-Vtg-Toy-Cannon-Big-Dick-Machine-Gun-Little-Folks-/290901651980

[Disambiguator]

Is Mark Morford still alive? His stuff used to be posted here fairly often. We liked his purple prose!

Apparently!

I think his stuff got banned because it was so over-the-top, and so badly written it was painful to read. Plus, he managed to *ahem* slip in a reference to anal sex in every piece he wrote.

[Tax-chick]

I thought it was so badly written that it was fun to read!

[Disambiguator]

I thought it was so badly written that it was fun to read!

In the sense that he's a literary train-wreck, yes.

[Tax-chick]

We all find our little amusements. He’s also not without perception. The most recent article at the link, in which he talks about how people on the Internet, in the aggregate, hate everything, was a bit insightful. Of course, he blames everything on Republicans, but that doesn’t make him totally wrong.

[a fool in paradise]