Should Men Sit Down to Pee? (Proof of the decline of Western Civilization)

Mental Floss ^ | October 15, 2013 | Meghan Holohan

[WilliamRobert]

At 3AM in the dark I’ll sit, but for the rest of the time I will stand tall.

[Resolute Conservative]

Hush and go clean the bathroom after you make your hubby a sandwich... :)

[blackdog]

How odd? Many women don't sit on toilets in public places. They just half squat and let her spray. My wife has told me what most female public bathrooms are like. I am an electrician, and I can vouch for her claims in the ladies rooms I've had to go into to fix lights and hand driers.

Yuck!

[dfwgator]

Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean.
Your Aim Will Help.

[NY.SS-Bar9]

men are pigs and need to learn to clean up after themselves

I guess you have never managed a restaurant - when I did, the Lady's room was always MUCH worse then the Men's room. And this was in a high-end joint. And judging from college dorms I have seen, the girls are as bad or worse than the boys.

[V_TWIN]

“no one wants to clean your filthy pee off the floor dude”

Thats why I tell my wife I’m doing her a favor when she yells at me for peeing in the back yard. Less for her to clean up. :)

[CrazyIvan]

Anyone have that picture of Patton pissing in the Rhine?

[blackdog]

I’ve been to japan on many occasions. The bathrooms I’ve used consist of a hole in the floor. That’s in factories and such. Hotels have western style toilets in most cases. Sometimes they just have a seat over a hole in the floor.

[onedoug]

In public restrooms? Heck, no.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

"FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!"

ROF,LMAO

[TurboZamboni]

shake it like you just don’t care

[Luke21]

Whenever the commies lead a story with a rhetorical question, here it comes.

[tet68]

Be proud, When you’re a man the whole world is your urinal.

[Rightly Biased]

Thanks for the chuckle

[mountainlion]

It might be a good idea for men that get up in the dark of the night. I think it would be easier go get back to sleep if you use muscles as little as possible while doing the prostate shuffle.

[Prolixus]

German and Japanese men sit to piss. Perhaps there is a connection..

Bitte Sitzen has been the rule in Germany for decades.

[MissMagnolia]

I call it ‘hovering’ .... and as filthy as many women’s public bathrooms are, it’s often necessary for ‘self defense’. I just can’t believe what pigs some women can be in public bathrooms .... and that’s probably an insult to pigs.

[CodeToad]

[bigbob]

LOL! I was going to say it if you already hadn’t ;-)

[beelzepug]

“...she yells at me for peeing in the back yard.”

Saves on your water bill, too.