[MissMagnolia]

I call it ‘hovering’ .... and as filthy as many women’s public bathrooms are, it’s often necessary for ‘self defense’. I just can’t believe what pigs some women can be in public bathrooms .... and that’s probably an insult to pigs.

[blackdog]

If true to form of the women I have known intimately, what comes spraying out at the start can go anywhere from your six o'clock to your twelve o'clock and settle anywhere inbetween. So I don't want to hear any of this crap about men and what goes where. I do the cleaning in my house as a rule, and I know what takes place by which sex when it comes to bathroom control.

The one thing I am amazed at is how come women get it all under the seat? Sure they can complain if little johnny drips a spot on the seat and doesn't clean it up, but how the hell does it all seem to go horizontal and up with women? It's like it goes in a pendulum cycle from beginning to end.