To: Slings and Arrows
To: EveningStar
Perfectly understandable.
3 posted on
10/12/2013 6:22:47 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: EveningStar
“A Pennsylvania man”? Was his name Dwight Schrute?
6 posted on
10/12/2013 6:28:05 PM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(The emperor < still > has no pedigree.)
To: EveningStar
To protect and to serve !
To: EveningStar
That must have been the most amazing Jell-O snack EVER
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9 posted on
10/12/2013 6:34:11 PM PDT by
DJ MacWoW
(The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule the all)
To: EveningStar
The article said this was not the first time. A serial Jell-O grabber. There is a dirty joke in there somewhere.
10 posted on
10/12/2013 6:35:18 PM PDT by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: EveningStar
Suspect Bill Cosby confessed only minutes later...
15 posted on
10/12/2013 6:51:47 PM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: EveningStar
What else should he do?
If he kicks the ‘tar’ out of the perp Judges like Judge Judy will tell him
“I understand your frustration, why I found Bird took a soda of mine last week and I was upset BUT you can’t take the law in your own hands. You should have called the Police, or sued him. That is what the courts are for”.
She will make a statement like this then quip “Why are we here”?
I would imagine you can’t shoot him either, if you booby trap the food chances are YOU will be charged...
I SAY BAN ALL FOOD STORAGE IN THE WORK PLACE.
That will teach `em....
16 posted on
10/12/2013 7:04:37 PM PDT by
xrmusn
(6/98 --Egoist:A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. (Ambrose Bierce))
To: EveningStar
The Jell-O theft, which was discovered around 11:30 PM by the victim, is an “open investigation,” a police spokesperson told TSG.You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned to robbery detail. There is a Jello thief on the loose in your city. Your job is to get him.
18 posted on
10/12/2013 7:15:42 PM PDT by
MUDDOG
To: EveningStar
I hope this is death penalty state. I detest low life criminals such as this.
Another example of how our society is crumbling and turning to jello.
19 posted on
10/12/2013 7:19:46 PM PDT by
HereInTheHeartland
(Under the Democrats; the Lincoln Memorial is closed; but the southern border is open)
To: EveningStar
They probably referred him to the cold case unit —
To: EveningStar
Put your lunch in a paper bag .... Put a post a note on it that one item in the bag you blew you nose on it ....
Problem solved....
26 posted on
10/12/2013 7:38:52 PM PDT by
Popman
(Liberal wars are about killing people for humanitarian reasons...)
To: EveningStar
This is what happens when you’re off your meds.
31 posted on
10/12/2013 8:11:56 PM PDT by
jonrick46
(The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
To: EveningStar
Sounds like a job for an Ex-lax puddling pop.
33 posted on
10/12/2013 8:36:05 PM PDT by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: EveningStar
Steal my dog; steal my car; steal my wife; but nobody f*cks with my Jell-o.
To: EveningStar
"I was working the night shift when some sissy-boy working at a warehouse called to say his jello had been stolen..."
35 posted on
10/12/2013 9:26:11 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
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To: EveningStar
Cutest Jello commercial, evah! **Imagine waking up every morning with a little less hair to have to drive through heavy traffic. Once you get to work, you find out the project you've been working on for a year has been cancelled. The chocolaty taste of Jell-O pudding makes up for all of that.**
38 posted on
10/12/2013 10:11:57 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
To: EveningStar; Revolting cat!
VP Joe Biden says you should fire off a couple of warning shots to let them know you mean bidness.
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