NFL WEEK 6 PICKS

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[Bender2]

Went 9-5 last week, making me 39-23 for the season but my Week Six Picks are so dead on... well, look below:

Thursday Night Feetball has De Giants playing Da Bears- Can you say, "O and six."

"We called this news conference to say we are highly offended... that sportswriters across the nation keep calling the New York Giants "Not worth a five pound bag of Chickensh*t!"

TCU North will feed its Tigers some Buffalope, hopefully while not stepping in any buffalo doo

Another Battle of the Great Lakes breaks out in Cleveland and the Brownstains beat the Bankrupt Bozs

Silly girl, Seven, no way your Waiders beat my Old Dallas Texans... and my new hero, Big Chief Andy!

Cam puts his shaft into overdrive as he keeps the Jags in the no win column

Geno's Jets think they are Real Jersey Wiseguys and sPittburgh keeps them thinking so

Tampa Bay grows a pair and gets a win over the Iggles

Sorry, big, no Luck as your Packerwackers step knee deep in Crab crap in Baltimore

Allegra's Texicans get back to winning when the Yews come to town

Jacksonville at Denver? WHAT-- you have to ask?

Gad, I hate saying the Seahags will win, but they do this week over Allegra's Old Earlers

The 69er strutted their stuff last week over Allegra's Texicans, but this week the Red Byrds get them back to earth

Gadzooks, big! Neither of your teams win this week as the Saints hold down Tom Brady and give him a noogie to remember

Monday Night find Rivers and his Bolts having no Luck at all

And stop guess who is coming out of the bye and gay closet this week, it is Vick's Old Black Byrds and the Doll-Phins--

Okay, okay, enough with two weeks without a win! Sunday Night my Boys treat RG3... like a redheaded stepchild with a limp!

And finally, those of you too young to recall when the NFL was a real man's league, I offer the following:

And that was... way before Johnny Carson--

--went hunting for Frank... with a .38 on his hip--

[Bender2]

Okay, all y'all... get your picks in!

[ken5050]

That hit is the reason that Gifford can’t remember if he had sex with Johnny Carson’s wife..

[ken5050]

Jacksonville is a lock to beat the spread...

[fatnotlazy]

Steelers stink. Bet the Jets; they will cover.

That's easy. :)

[Bender2]

Re: That hit is the reason that Gifford can’t remember if he had sex with Johnny Carson’s wife..

Gadzooks! Just realized I cannot recall which of Johnny's wives... I didn't sleep with!

[Yorlik803]

Steelers go 0-5. Fans burn the city and demand Tomlins head. Big Ben Dons a dress and leaves for parts unknown.

[Mouton]

Yup the hit that put him out of football.

Bednarik played both ways on that Eagle team. He said on the next play after watching the GI ants in the huddle whom all had their eyes fixed on him, as soon as the hike, he began running for the sidelines because he feared mass retaliation.

Those were the real days of football.

[Perdogg]

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[fatnotlazy]

Tomlin should stay, but Ben has to go.

If there is one bright spot, a lousy season will put the Steelers in a good position for the next draft. The shopping list is a long one.

[Yorlik803]

try telling that to the fans here. Big Ben can do no wrong and its all Tomlin fault.
This is a old team. and you are right, if they have a lousy season they have to start chopping deadwood.

[driftdiver]

Hey maybe tampa has a chance to win one.

[atc23]

I predict Tom Coughlin will be house hunting in Southern California next week. Beyond that, a bunch of "meh" games on Sunday except for the Aints and the Pats.

My upset of the week call : The Lambs go squeaking and meekly mewing past the OVERATED team from Houston 11-3 ( Somebody please get rid of Booger Bulger )

[luvbach1]

Jacksonville is a lock to beat the spread...

Is that a good bet?

[freedumb2003]

I predict Payton Manning will win all the games — even the ones he isn’t playing in!

[big'ol_freeper]

Well folks here are this weeks weiners:

The Manning-lites over the Cubs

Then...

The Packers over the Poe-taganists
The Tabbies over the Billfolds
The Brownstains over the Mangycats
The Texicans over the Clams
The Strams over the Maddens
The Queens over the Punters
The Stool-ers over the Cessnas
The Pirates over the Vickless-beagles
The Manning-heavies over the Worstjags
The Seachickens over the Midgets
The Patriots over the Halos
The Light-in-the-loafers over the Buzzards
The Chaps over the Redsquaws

Und..

The Folds over the Bolts

Go Red Sox!

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Meh...but I do like the visual of Ben in a dress.

Tomlin is t going anywhere (Rooney rule)...and Todd Haley SHOULD be shown the door.

I think the crux of the Steelers demise this year is the bad juju, karma, mojo of the OBOTRY of Dan “Old White Man Guilt” Rooney. Did Yinz know that the PUBLICLY funded HEINZ Field will be hosting Sebelius and “rolling out” ObamaCare in PA. For this shameless pandering to Dear Leader te steeler brand deserves to EPIC FAIL. Art Rooney needed to reign his old man in when he got back from his gig in Ireland. He obviously didn’t. I hope they go 0-16.

There is seismic activity over at Allegheny Cemetary. Art Rooney, Sr must be spinning in his grave.

[Yorlik803]

Rooney will not fire Tomlin. That should be a given.
And Dan Rooney shameless sucking up to Obama is enough to make a grown man puke.

[InvisibleChurch]

no way . that game will end up with FEMA locating to Denver to clean up the mess

[fatnotlazy]

Right. I don't get why Rooney would be an Obama worshiper. Doesn't he get that Obama is out to destroy wealth?

The elder Mr. Rooney was an old fashioned guy. I have my doubts that he would be an Obama fan. And Mr. Rooney knew how to build and manage a great football team.

By the way, as you know, LC Greenwood passed away a few days ago. I was just thinking that the formidable Steeler defense of the 1970s of which Greenwood was a member, was called the Steel Curtain. Today's Steeler defense is more like a shower curtain.