[nickcarraway]

[onyx]

Post #436!







WOO-HOO!!!

Jim Robinson is handling the incoming this afternoon while JustAmy runs her errands!!

So, Please Make Your Donations!!!!!

[Nervous Tick]

>> We’re greeted by the rattles of dark-complexioned pit vipers

Sounds like a joint Obama-Holder press conference.

[ClearCase_guy]

Samuel L. Jackson is not a member of this church.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

I don’t handle snakes, but I do bathe in brown recluse and black widow spiders. I lather them up with soap and just scrub em on.

[Salamander]

In before the inevitable pings.....:)

[inpajamas]

Met a guy onetime who went to a church and they broke out a rattler and started passing it around. Before it got to him he asked an usher where the back door was. They usher told him there wasn’t one. He then asked the usher where the church would like one.

[Rio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7iqVfrGY7w

[Alex Murphy]

I HANDLE SNAKES
words and music by Tonio K, from the 1986 album
Romeo Unchained

it's my life
it's my decision
it's my idea of a good time
it's my religion
i don't make no sudden movements
can't afford to make mistakes
i'm a fearless man
i handle snakes (y'all)

the lord of hosts
has got to like me
else this thing here
(this one right here)
would surely strike me
the one man lays down 10 percent
another man trembles and quakes
i save my money
i handle snakes (y'all)

i handle snakes
well i hug 'em and i kiss 'em
i handle snakes
and if they kill me
i'll sure miss 'em

(i handle snakes
i love it when they listen
listen)
i handle snakes
and if they kill me
i'm sure gonna miss 'em

'cause it's my life
it's my decision
it's my idea of a good time (yes it is yes it is)
it's my religion
However
i don't say hallelujah
i don't even say grace
but i make my statement
i say it with snakes

©1986 N.Y.M. ASCAP/Bibo Music ASCAP

[Tupelo]

Whatever floats his chicken,
it ain’t my cup of tea.

I just don’t think folks that handle snakes any ANY fashion are the sharpest bulbs in the rack. :)
Or the brightest knives in the box for at matter.

[ealgeone]

The Good Book also says don’t put the Lord your God to the test either.

[dainbramaged]

We've been watching this program and the refusal to seek medical attention after a snakebite is just crazy to me. I guess it's not much different than Christian Scientists or the other bunch that doesn't allow blood transfusions.
The guy in the photo, Andrew Hamblin carelessly caused another guy to be bitten on a snake hunt.

[Venturer]

When I see a snake I kill it, no matter what kind it is.

I hate snakes.

[rawcatslyentist]

Proof of his bountiful faith, and lack of God given common sense.

[showme_the_Glory]

Bless their hearts. (while they still pump)

[2nd Amendment]

I don’t agree with it! Handling snakes is like trying to compromise with a democrat. They’ll turn and bite you every time!

[Oliviaforever]

To really show their faith, they should use alligators, lions, tigers and Sarin gas.