"She also makes a flawless baked ziti with a meatless Ragu."
To: Slings and Arrows
2 posted on
10/09/2013 9:50:17 AM PDT by
Silentgypsy
(the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
To: Silentgypsy
Why did her bank have spaghetti sauce? Were they branching out into groceries?
3 posted on
10/09/2013 9:53:47 AM PDT by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: Silentgypsy
Youza gives me’s the monie’s, orza I wacks a you in za face wits dis can a da spaghetti!
4 posted on
10/09/2013 9:56:29 AM PDT by
factoryrat
(We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
To: Silentgypsy
But was it assault spaghetti sauce?
5 posted on
10/09/2013 10:01:09 AM PDT by
dirtboy
To: Silentgypsy; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
The bank staff was only prepared for defense against an attacker armed with a banana.
To: Silentgypsy
"Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a can of spaghetti sauce, see how far that will get you..."
8 posted on
10/09/2013 10:04:10 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: Silentgypsy
It was all a misunderstanding.
She said, “I have a pesto.”
The bank people thought she said, “I have a pistol.”
9 posted on
10/09/2013 10:04:27 AM PDT by
Wordkraft
(Remember who the Collaborators are.)
To: Silentgypsy; Slings and Arrows
Flying Spaghetti Bomb
12 posted on
10/09/2013 10:36:54 AM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Silentgypsy
You know, I could have sat for 24 hours making up imaginary newspaper headlines, and I never would have come up with this one.
14 posted on
10/09/2013 11:19:04 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Silentgypsy
This doesn’t pasta smell test.
17 posted on
10/09/2013 11:39:44 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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