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Woman Pleads Guilty to Robbing Bank with Spaghetti Sauce
Breitbart ^
| 10/08/2013
| Jon David Kahn
Posted on 10/09/2013 9:49:51 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
MOUNT CLEMENS, Michigan - A 53-year-old woman has pleaded guilty after she allegedly used cans of spaghetti sauce to simulate a bomb and then proceeded to rob a bank. Police say Ophelia A. Neal, a parole absconder, robbed a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township on April 6.
According to police, Neal told bank employees she had a bomb in a cloth bag, demanded money and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash into a getaway car driven by a man.
Neal pleaded guilty Monday in Oakland County Circuit Court in Mount Clemens to bank robbery and explosives charges. She is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 19.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bank; spaghettisauce
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"She also makes a flawless baked ziti with a meatless Ragu."
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:50:17 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
To: Silentgypsy
Why did her bank have spaghetti sauce? Were they branching out into groceries?
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:53:47 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: Silentgypsy
Youza gives me’s the monie’s, orza I wacks a you in za face wits dis can a da spaghetti!
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:56:29 AM PDT
by
factoryrat
(We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
To: Silentgypsy
But was it assault spaghetti sauce?
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posted on
10/09/2013 10:01:09 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: Silentgypsy; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
The bank staff was only prepared for defense against an attacker armed with a banana.
To: dirtboy
To: Silentgypsy
"Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a can of spaghetti sauce, see how far that will get you..."
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posted on
10/09/2013 10:04:10 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Silentgypsy
It was all a misunderstanding.
She said, “I have a pesto.”
The bank people thought she said, “I have a pistol.”
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posted on
10/09/2013 10:04:27 AM PDT
by
Wordkraft
(Remember who the Collaborators are.)
To: PGR88
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posted on
10/09/2013 10:09:44 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: dirtboy
she was threatening to whip them with a noodle??
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posted on
10/09/2013 10:32:59 AM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Silentgypsy; Slings and Arrows
Flying Spaghetti Bomb
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posted on
10/09/2013 10:36:54 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Wordkraft
Today’s weather in Clinton Township...Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
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posted on
10/09/2013 10:45:25 AM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Shall Not Be Infringed)
To: Silentgypsy
You know, I could have sat for 24 hours making up imaginary newspaper headlines, and I never would have come up with this one.
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:19:04 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: a fool in paradise
As I’ve been saying all along, we’ve got too many laws! Who ever thought of passing and signing a law penalizing citizens for illegally using spaghetti sauce?!
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:21:53 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: All
If it’s a Fifth Third bank, then it’s a Fifteenth Bank.
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:37:44 AM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(It wasn't this cold before global warming)
To: Silentgypsy
This doesn’t pasta smell test.
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:39:44 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Peter ODonnell
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:41:39 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: a fool in paradise
Ophelia.(From Google Images.)
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:44:21 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Peter ODonnell; TBP; factoryrat; dirtboy; a fool in paradise; PGR88; Wordkraft; EEGator; GeronL; ...
And I thought the article was funny! Y'all are priceless!
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posted on
10/09/2013 11:49:15 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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