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THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!
Source: The Pit of Hell ^ | October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME | by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz

No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: 113th; govtshutdown; obamacare; obamaeconomy; obamajokes; obamalegacy; ohnoze; shutitdown; shutnado
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To: Lazamataz

Was this thing today?

Haven’t even noticed.


61 posted on 10/01/2013 5:43:27 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: MulberryDraw
White House and Senate will not compromise. They need the lesson of the shutdown.

All government internally is a compromise between legislators and agencies and services. All of it. That is why it works.

62 posted on 10/01/2013 5:43:53 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
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To: Lazamataz
OH NOES! The news just reported the PANDA CAM at the National Zoo could be turned off due to the shutdown......THINK OF THE PANDAS!
63 posted on 10/01/2013 5:45:01 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: VanDeKoik

OH GOD IT WASN’T NOTICED!!1!! WILL THE TORTURE NEVER STOP???!?!???!??


64 posted on 10/01/2013 5:45:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
OK ... so at work I'm researching polar bear droppings and what they mean in the grand scheme of gorebull warming ... and I can only do that on a gummint 'puter ... when I'm at work ... after driving 2 hrs .. etc.

I can't research polar bear droppings at home in my spare time ?

I'll bring my notes in when it's all over and run 'em off on a gummint xerox or something.

65 posted on 10/01/2013 5:45:03 AM PDT by knarf (ack of your time and BILL 'em. say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: liberalh8ter

OHHHHH THE PANDAS!!!!!!!!11!!!!!111!!!


66 posted on 10/01/2013 5:45:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: knarf

Don’t know anything about Polar Bear Scat Analysts, but I am in computer development. No work is possible for me.


67 posted on 10/01/2013 5:46:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: grania
If only the NSA were shut down.

Such a statement shows incredible ignorance. Obviously you do not know the good it has done and does every day. Sad that they did the worst possible thing: turning their technical power against US citizens. For that they need to be reined in -- hard!

68 posted on 10/01/2013 5:47:52 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
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To: infool7
Yep Reset it to only Article II Section VIII enumerations.

Wonderful idea.

69 posted on 10/01/2013 5:49:25 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
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To: TomGuy
The shutdown sob stories will be more and worse, even if the MSM have to embellish them. 

The gov shutdown sob stories were already in the can months ago in preparation for just this moment!

70 posted on 10/01/2013 5:49:33 AM PDT by bayliving
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To: Lazamataz

I heard it is so bad that you are considering hitting Mika!


71 posted on 10/01/2013 5:53:45 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: Lazamataz

Lol! Awesome!!


72 posted on 10/01/2013 5:54:56 AM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: bayliving
Government shutdown?

I never felt a thing!.

73 posted on 10/01/2013 5:55:16 AM PDT by Rapscallion (Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
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To: Lazamataz
OMG! My dog just took a huge nasty dump on the floor! I suspect that the stress of the impending run on dog food, now that there are no food stamps, finally got to him.
74 posted on 10/01/2013 5:55:41 AM PDT by j_guru
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To: Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; GeronL; Lucky9teen

75 posted on 10/01/2013 5:56:58 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz
Imagine that the “slightly” exaggerated statement about how bad the shut down is were true....

If it was, the reality of Obamacare is MUCH worse!

76 posted on 10/01/2013 5:57:13 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876
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To: Lazamataz

>> FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!

Don’t knock infant eyeballs until you’ve tried ‘em.


77 posted on 10/01/2013 5:59:02 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: rurgan; Revolting cat!
If PBS didn't do it, who would???


78 posted on 10/01/2013 6:01:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows

79 posted on 10/01/2013 6:01:38 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz
 photo world-war-z-stills-11_zps890c4194.jpg OMG THE WHOLE WORLD IS COLLAPSING!!!!!
80 posted on 10/01/2013 6:01:47 AM PDT by RetSignman (Standing my ground against group think.)
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