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THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!
Source: The Pit of Hell ^
| October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME
| by Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: 113th; govtshutdown; obamacare; obamaeconomy; obamajokes; obamalegacy; ohnoze; shutitdown; shutnado
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To: Lazamataz
Was this thing today?
Haven’t even noticed.
To: MulberryDraw
White House and Senate will not compromise. They need the lesson of the shutdown.
All government internally is a compromise between legislators and agencies and services. All of it. That is why it works.
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:43:53 AM PDT
by
Rapscallion
(Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
To: Lazamataz
OH NOES! The news just reported the PANDA CAM at the National Zoo could be turned off due to the shutdown......THINK OF THE PANDAS!
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:45:01 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: VanDeKoik
OH GOD IT WASN’T NOTICED!!1!! WILL THE TORTURE NEVER STOP???!?!???!??
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:45:03 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
OK ... so at work I'm researching polar bear droppings and what they mean in the grand scheme of gorebull warming ... and I can only do that on a gummint 'puter ... when I'm at work ... after driving 2 hrs .. etc.
I can't research polar bear droppings at home in my spare time ?
I'll bring my notes in when it's all over and run 'em off on a gummint xerox or something.
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:45:03 AM PDT
by
knarf
(ack of your time and BILL 'em. say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: liberalh8ter
OHHHHH THE PANDAS!!!!!!!!11!!!!!111!!!
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:45:29 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: knarf
Don’t know anything about Polar Bear Scat Analysts, but I am in computer development. No work is possible for me.
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:46:26 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: grania
If only the NSA were shut down.Such a statement shows incredible ignorance. Obviously you do not know the good it has done and does every day. Sad that they did the worst possible thing: turning their technical power against US citizens. For that they need to be reined in -- hard!
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:47:52 AM PDT
by
Rapscallion
(Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
To: infool7
Yep Reset it to only Article II Section VIII enumerations.Wonderful idea.
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:49:25 AM PDT
by
Rapscallion
(Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
To: TomGuy
The shutdown sob stories will be more and worse, even if the MSM have to embellish them. The gov shutdown sob stories were already in the can months ago in preparation for just this moment!
To: Lazamataz
I heard it is so bad that you are considering hitting Mika!
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:53:45 AM PDT
by
Redleg Duke
("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:54:56 AM PDT
by
LittleBillyInfidel
(This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
To: bayliving
Government shutdown?
I never felt a thing!.
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:55:16 AM PDT
by
Rapscallion
(Vlad the Impaler proposed no path to citizenhip. Consider that.)
To: Lazamataz
OMG! My dog just took a huge nasty dump on the floor! I suspect that the stress of the impending run on dog food, now that there are no food stamps, finally got to him.
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:55:41 AM PDT
by
j_guru
To: Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; GeronL; Lucky9teen
To: Lazamataz
Imagine that the “slightly” exaggerated statement about how bad the shut down is were true....
If it was, the reality of Obamacare is MUCH worse!
To: Lazamataz
>> FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!
Don’t knock infant eyeballs until you’ve tried ‘em.
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posted on
10/01/2013 5:59:02 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
To: rurgan; Revolting cat!
If PBS didn't do it, who would???
To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
To: Lazamataz
OMG THE WHOLE WORLD IS COLLAPSING!!!!!
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posted on
10/01/2013 6:01:47 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(Standing my ground against group think.)
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OMG THE WHOLE WORLD IS COLLAPSING!!!!!