THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!

Source: The Pit of Hell ^ | October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME | by Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11

[Lazamataz]

OMG - Not Miley Cyrus!! Anything but that!!!

[Patriot Babe]

Just woke up. Are we still here? Earth still rotating - check. Parks still here - check. Obama still Pres_ent - UGH!!

[dennisw]

tHIS sHUTDOWN iS kILLING mE !!!!!111111!!!!1!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1

!!!!!!!!!!1!!1a!1!!!!!!@3@1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!2W34344@2@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lazamataz]

[Liz]

Not to worry-——Michele will handout sacks of kibbles and bits seasoned w/ garden herbs.

[Lazamataz]

[fwdude]

Good going Republicans ,I’m glad Republicans didn’t back down.

Only, they did. Republicans conceded plenty, the Democrats not one millimeter. What bargaining position does that leave both sides?

So far, we've agreed to fund all of Obamacide except the individual mandate part. We cannot now go back to an earlier position.

[lgjhn23]

Gee, I wonder who is gonna spy on me now?
Oh wait, good morning, NSA. BTW, I hope they cut your pay to the bare bones.
Who’s gonna steal my hard-earned money now and justify it by calling it a legal tax? Who’s gonna try to take my guns now?
Who’s gonna give my grandkids condoms instead of a decent education, now? And the horrid list goes on.
Golly, we’re sure gonna miss a lot of stuff with this “sky is falling” shutdown. Hope it stays shutdown for months.

[Liz]

Jeez-—”hope and change” is a **tch, aint’ it?

[deoetdoctrinae]

THE LAST STRAW. LIFE IS OVER.

[Drawsing]

And...We're Doomed!

[reg45]

what will the polar bears do now?

Polar bears don't pay taxes, so who gives a rip?

[usconservative]

The IRS is shut down.

That news alone just made my day a whole lot better!

Shut it down and LEAVE IT DOWN!

[Lazamataz]

[MN.Gruber06]

WHEN THEY SHUT DOWN THE GOOBERMUNT, THEY SHUT DOWN MY LIFE!

Oh, by the way, hey there NSA! Hope you’re still getting paid. Hope that coffee isn’t too hot. Have a nice day!

[austinaero]

I love this! Can I use it elsewhere?

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Yeah well, what you say sorta true...BUT IT’S GONNA BE FAR WORSE!!!

mmmmmmm......infant eyeballlllllllls....

[Lazamataz]

I love this! Can I use it elsewhere?

Please do!

[Rummyfan]

The IRS is shut down.

Best news I've heard all day!

[Revelation 911]

And worst of all: Miley Cyrus walks among us.

but you'd still hit it, no?