Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11
Meanwhile Millions of private sector workers are unemployed and out of benefits.
But, but,, "800,000 FEDERAL WORKERS PANIC" And dammit! That is unacceptable!
I love his mace!
That one is AWESOME!
I’m gonna print out a hundred copies and send it to people I hate!
Ah ha! I knew I had seen this plot before.....Plan 9 from Outer Space.....time for a comment from that erudite piece of cinema!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qro7oBzUBos
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