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THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!
Source: The Pit of Hell ^ | October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME | by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz

No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11


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KEYWORDS: 113th; govtshutdown; obamacare; obamaeconomy; obamajokes; obamalegacy; ohnoze; shutitdown; shutnado
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To: Lazamataz
To be allowed to work from home, in my group, requires a federally-sourced computer, and federal assets are off limits until the shutdown is over.

Maybe true for your case but not for all. I work at a federally funded lab which is open today.

101 posted on 10/01/2013 7:01:40 AM PDT by Cooter
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To: Lazamataz
 photo PANIC_zps8862e4d6.jpg 800,000 LAID OFF FEDERAL WORKERS PANIC
102 posted on 10/01/2013 7:04:30 AM PDT by RetSignman (Standing my ground against group think.)
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To: Lazamataz

Almost 4 years of failure to defund Obamacare is proof enough that Boehner has been a failure as the Speaker of the House.

Boehner skated by during this battle ONLY because Reid wanted to shutdown the Government, and couldn’t care less about taking Boehner to the cleaners, as usual. Thank you, Senator Reid.

The next battle is what Reid is preparing for: Crushing all Republican opposition to a large increase in the Federal Budget.

Reid’s plan is to move quickly, (Obama is scandal ridden, and has but 3 years left if he is not Impeached), to enshrine Obamacare as a single payer, Federal Insurance system.

Then Federal Obamacare Insurance premiums can be raised by the IRS anytime the Democrats need to extract more money from the taxpayers.

Thus, Congress would not be involved in this tax money raising scheme.

As for the Republicans, Reid is unconcerned about them, as he has always been able to beat them EVERY TIME.

Well, every time that Boehner has been Speaker of the House.


103 posted on 10/01/2013 7:06:16 AM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Marxist Obama'care' Insurance violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: reed13

And this one is a keeper


104 posted on 10/01/2013 7:06:46 AM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: MrB

Paid for our time off? Not us in DoD......if this goes on too long I’ll be filing for bankruptcy.


105 posted on 10/01/2013 7:13:37 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lazamataz

“”And worst of all: Miley Cyrus walks among us.””

No - the worst part would be if obozo joined us!!!


106 posted on 10/01/2013 7:22:34 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: Thank You Rush

the courts only have 10 days of money. make those judges pay the price for approving obamacare.


107 posted on 10/01/2013 7:24:54 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Lazamataz

You home today, Laz?


108 posted on 10/01/2013 7:26:36 AM PDT by melissa_in_ga (Laz would hit it.)
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To: Yorlik803

DOD civilian workers are not at work.


109 posted on 10/01/2013 7:36:52 AM PDT by Half Vast Conspiracy (Proportionally, Ft. Hood is to Ft. Worth as Washington Navy Yard is to Arlington, VA.)
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To: JoeProBono

Excellent. The Alien guy agrees with me. I have better hair though. I do however admire his moxy for sporting such a “do” with pride.

May I include a shout out to our socialist overlords...you will pay for the evil you’ve done to America, and you’ll pay for all eternity.


110 posted on 10/01/2013 7:58:07 AM PDT by TheConservativeParty (CALGON, Take me away !)
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To: Lazamataz
"And worst of all: Miley Cyrus walks among us."

LMAO!!

I'm sitting here consumed with grief, eating Midol like candy, as I sob my heart out. I can't see the pandas at the National Zoo today. I don't know where to turn.

I'm locking myself inside and waiting for Daryl Dixon to rescue me.

111 posted on 10/01/2013 8:24:15 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon
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To: Lazamataz

To everyone that is looking for the one stop shop to sign up for your Obama care I have your one link resource right here http://goo.gl/VGzC1E


112 posted on 10/01/2013 8:33:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: fwdude

113 posted on 10/01/2013 8:38:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

114 posted on 10/01/2013 8:40:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: Cooter

I been rickrollt.


115 posted on 10/01/2013 8:41:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: melissa_in_ga
You home today, Laz?

No, I'm home.

116 posted on 10/01/2013 8:42:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: rurgan

“Good going Republicans ,I’m glad Republicans didn’t back down.”

I agree!!


117 posted on 10/01/2013 8:43:54 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms." H. Amiel)
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To: GeronL

Brain the size of a planet....


118 posted on 10/01/2013 8:52:44 AM PDT by zeugma (Is it evil of me to teach my bird to say "here kitty, kitty"?)
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To: Lazamataz
No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse.


119 posted on 10/01/2013 8:57:22 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (So Obama "inherited" a mess? Firemen "inherit" messes too. Ever see one put gasoline on it?)
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To: Lazamataz
Is there a ping list for this...if so...sign me up. :-) oh, and infant eyeballs sauted in butter are, I hear, quite tasty. Well, I work where no shut down is eminent so as in that golden oldie...I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.

oh was this latest post from rage monkey? Best regards to rage monkey...love that guy..ah..primate...ah..dude.

120 posted on 10/01/2013 8:57:39 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
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