Stuff like this never happens in Manhattan.
Posted on 09/30/2013 1:33:02 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Last week, Nicholas County authorities charged a Mount Nebo man and his stepdaughter with incest - even though the pair aren't related by blood, and are both above the legal age of consent.
County authorities cited the inclusive definition of "daughter" in state law.
Nicholas County Sheriff David Hopkins said it doesn't matter that Kelcey Nicholas, 28, and his 21-year-old stepdaughter, Lataura Jarrett, are not biologically related. Nicholas married Jarrett's mother five years ago, and Jarrett had referred to him as her father, the sheriff said.
Sgt. W.K. Shafer and State Police Cpl. D.P. White went to Nicholas' home on Haynes Mill Road in Mount Nebo to arrest him for a home confinement violation on Sept. 19, Hopkins said.
That's when police officers discovered Nicholas and Jarrett having intercourse, the sheriff said.
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Discrimination! They were born that way! Oh, the humanity!
Ever vigilant, West Virginia... ever vigilant.
Q: How do you know when a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
A:
Don’t know... but if she ain’t good enough for her own kin, she ain’t good enough for me.
Paddle faster, I hear banjos!
I just threw up on my keyboard.
A: When she can outrun her brother.
And, under the Hillbilly Code of 1836, once this decision is ratified by courts in Kentucky, Tennessee and Arkansas, it becomes the Law of the Land...
lol
When she can outrun her brothers?
How about...
When her pappy is still in prison for moonshining?
Stuff like this never happens in Manhattan.
But I don’t think either Woody Allen or Morgan Freeman are from West Virginia.
Q: What does a West Virginia girl say after losing her virginity?
A: “Git offa me, Paw, yer crushin’ mah smokes!”
Wait ... stepdad is 28, stepdaughter is 21? Only a 7 year difference? Wonder how old the mom is.
So what are they going to ban next? Burning couches?
Whaddaya expect? These are the same folks that elected Sheets Byrd, Manchin, and Rockefeller.
I'm going to guess from the above that the guy has had one or more prior encounters with the police, and they figured that this is something they can actually put him away for, seeing as they caught him in the act.
When she’s an orphan?
Sgt. W.K. Shafer and State Police Cpl. D.P. White went to Nicholas’ home on Haynes Mill Road in Mount Nebo to arrest him for a home confinement violation on Sept. 19, Hopkins said.
That’s when police officers discovered Nicholas and Jarrett having intercourse, the sheriff said.
Wow, that has White Trash written all over it....
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