[TheOldLady]

So long, Caliban (Posting History)
Hat Tip to Marcella and Old Sarge
Ex-pat troll tries to convince us to give up on our country
Viking Kitties show him where the buckwheat grows
He now resides in a place called "lightning-baked casserole"


Have fun getting hacked to pieces by your friendly neighbors for your toilet paper



FReepmail TheOldLady to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.

[jazusamo]

I’ve noticed some of his posts lately and thought he was pushing the envelope for even a long time FReeper.

Ex-pat troll is a good handle for him...Maybe ex ex-pat troll is better. :-)

Thanks for the ping, TOL.

[Col Freeper]

From: The Official FR Round-File Office.

To: Ex-Pat Retiree Living in Nicaragua on SS Nestegg.

Subject: FR Feedback Form.

Dear: Mr./Mrs./Metrosexual/Ms./Bisexual/Transsexual/Ambiguous/Unknown

Please complete and send in the attached FR ButtHurt form so that FR can retain, in our circular file, a historical record of your life-cycle here on FR.

Note: It is highly recommended that you renounce your U.S. Citizenship now.

That way, the U.S. citizens you are currently mocking (and attempting to talk into abandoning this great country) will not have to suffer you sneaking back into a country you clearly aren't interested in fighting for, when your paradise fails you.

P.S. When the SS "lock box" runs dry, and the SS checks stop, be sure and have a Plan B, like:

a. Picking and selling coconuts;

b. Metal detecting for treasure on your beach;

c. Growing some of those Juan's coffee beans on your farm, or most likely;

d. Working as a peon for the Sandinistas when they come calling to arrest all the "Filthy Americanos" who are ruining their country.

P.P.S. Non-English versions of this form are available on request.

[luvie]

Love my country.......or leave it, troll! Glad this one got the zot!

[Windflier]

Thank you, Lady. I knew you’d be along shortly to help us celebrate the demise of that old traitor.