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Posted on 09/26/2013 3:45:46 PM PDT by virgil283
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. ............. The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday. ............. Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion. ............. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. ............. Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell" ............. Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!".............
The beautiful flowers on the altar this morning are to celebrate the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer..............
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Thanks for the laugh!
There are some wonderful LOL bloopers below the pictures at the link.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped My Pledge——Up Yours.”
My son was about 3 years old when our church was voting on a new preacher. It worked out that the prospective preacher and his wife stayed in the back with my son while the church voted. In the way home, my son made a comment that the “new creature was really nice”. The name stuck and, 15 years later, we still call him the Creature. His wife loves the nickname.
Don’t have the pic but here is a good one.
“Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.”
some i've been to needed it...
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