Posted on 09/18/2013 12:50:41 PM PDT by Gamecock
Edited on 09/18/2013 12:54:28 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
NORTH CHARLESTON, SC (WCSC) - Investigators say a 54-year-old woman used two knives to stab her ex-boyfriend following an argument about the band the Eagles.
The North Charleston Police Department charged Vernett Sheree Bader with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature.
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From the look of the picture alone, I can tell that she’s:
Already Gone
My playlist would drive many normal people to stab me. Depending on my mood, it could include The Mavericks, Dirty Three, Tool, Dropkick Murphys, Junior Brown, Paolo Conti, Leonard Cohen, The Real McKenzies, Nina Simone, The Hold Steady, Flaming Lips, Dean Martin, Fela Kuti, Thin Lizzy, Van Morrison, Eddy Arnold, etc.
Don Henley Must DIe - Mojo Nixon
This is the sound of my brain.
Then I said, this is the sound of my brain on Don Henley!
Then I said, 1 2 3 4...
He’s a tortured artist
Used to be in the Eagles
Now he whines
Like a wounded beagle
Poet of despair!
Pumped up with hot air!
He’s serious, pretentious
And I just don’t care
Don Henley must die!
Don’t let him get back together
With Glenn Frey!
Don Henley must die!
Turn on the TV
And what did I see?
This bloated hairy thing
Winning a Grammy
Best Rock Vocalist?
Compared to what?
But your pseudo-serious
Crafty Satanic blot
Don Henley must die!
Put a sharp stick in his eye!
Don Henley must die!
Yea yea yea
Quit playin’ that crap
You’re out of the band
I’m only kidding
Can’t you tell?
I love his sensitive music
Idiot poetry, swell
You and your kind
Are killing rock and roll
It’s not because you are O L D
It’s cause you ain’t got no soul!
Don’t be afraid of fun
Loosen up your ponytail!
Be wild, young, free and dumb
Get your head out of your tail
Don Henley must die!
Don’t let him get back together
With Glenn Frey!
Don Henley must die!
Put him in the electric chair
Watch him fry!
Don Henley must die
Don Henley must die
No Eagles reunion
The same goes for you, Sting!
“Investigators said all three were intoxicated at the time.”
That was really touching.
They stab it with their Steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.
People shouldn’t air their dirty laundry like that.
No, you really wouldn’t, Laz! Would you?
"This is the end of the Innocence."
Is the the melody, the style, the lyric structure? I am curious. Could you be more specific than they suck?
2 Out of a dozen + ain’t bad...
thanks fsharingor g( thanks forsharingould read for sharingead-—my cell is loco!)
i’ll check out some the rest-—
kg/nancy
Winslow was not much back then, but I guess the song has kept the town from vanishing. What a song it is.
Is 54 the new 70?
I was thinking they had taken sides in the famous Frey/Henley dispute over the categorical imperative.
I posted it to point out that The Eagles inserted the word “Steely” to return the favor to Steely Dan for mentioning them in their song “Everything You Did”, which Zircon took those lyrics from.
“Guilty?”
I think the argument went something like this:
“The Eagles suck!”
“They were better before the reunion.”
“They always sucked!”
*DING!*
hah You don’t owe me an explanation, I was just ribbing you.
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