Posted on 09/10/2013 6:07:34 AM PDT by ToxicMich
(CNN) -- A woman in Montana is accused of pushing her husband off a cliff after an argument. The pair had been married for just more than a week.
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That’s just bad:)
I agree; I should have the right to marry my Stratocaster. Who are YOU to say the love between a man and his axe is wrong?
Exactly!
Marry a Stratocaster? Ridiculous! Now a Les Paul I could understand...
I’m fairly certain that those of us living in Massachusetts are within our legal rights to marry just about anything, whether animal, vegetable or mineral.
That’s a fine-looking old Country Squire wagon. As dorky as they used to be, as embarrassed as I once was to be seen in my parents’, they seem cool now, not sure why but they do.
Sad, but true.
“Look for GMA’s take on this...Typical heterosexual violence like this can only be tempered with the tolerance and diversity of gay marriage.”
What is GMA? WTF has gay got to do with this? Are you obsessed?
Rocky Relationship.
Sorry. Could not resist.
First week is the hardest!
Randy Newman was right in A Lover’s Prayer:
“Don’t send me nobody with glasses
Don’t want no one above me
Don’t send nobody takin’ night-classes
Send me somebody to love me!”
The lady is crazy.
Crazy? She’s got more issues than “TV Guide!”
I’ve made fruitcakes that weren’t as nutty as she is.
Hooooookay. You dig homosexual sex. I could happily live the rest of my life hearing nothing more about it.
So she was hired on a prison work release program. I handed her a letter knife and asked her to open the mail. She smiled with a disturbing gleam in her eyes, raised the blade and hissed “You’re a male!”
You need to write more. You have a gift.
You’re very kind.
And you’re talented. Aren’t we just wonderful? [smiles]
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