[knarf]

Fred ... did YOU put the rat poison in the chicken feed by mistake ?

[Twotone]

Solutions:

Chicken with dumplings
Tuscan Chicken
Chicken a la King
Chicken and Noodles
Chicken Balsamico
Chicken Tetrazzini
Grilled Chicken

Lots more one can do...

[zerosix]

Come on...............kiss the chicken good bye (say “hello” to your diamond) and have a nice family Chicken and Dumplings dinner to boot!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She's decided to wait until nature takes its course in order to save her daughter from heartbreak.

Hey. The sooner kids learn how the world really works, the better. And the way the world really works is that when chickens swallow diamonds, they become chicken dinners to get the diamonds out.

[Calvin Locke]

Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a Sherlock Holmes story about gem in a goose: "The Blue Carbuncle".

Can't remember if the goose was alive or dead when it was hidden in it.

[freedomlover]

[areukiddingme1]

Chicken...I'm pretty sure that is where KFC comes from...

[Chickensoup]

Unless someone steals the chicken first.

Or a predator gets it. (I guess those are one and the same)

[Billthedrill]

Hmm...eight years of inspecting chicken poop just in case. I’m voting for Mr. Cleaver.

[Lazamataz]

She's decided to wait until nature takes its course in order to save her daughter from heartbreak. Unfortunately for her, the average chicken lives for about eight years.

(Bookcase falls) *SQWAWWWWKKKKK*... (silence)

MUM: "Oh, honey, what terrible luck, for the bookcase to suddenly topple on our pet chicken! Tsk, tsk!"

[ChildOfThe60s]

What am I missing? Chickens crap all the time. Seems like it shouldn’t take too long to pass through.

[Pinkbell]

I wouldn’t kill it either. I’d wait too.

[rightwingextremist1776]

Choke that chicken!

[Hoffer Rand]

I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t take me 8 years to find another chicken that looked enough like that one to fool the daughter. Problem solved.

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

Unfortunately for her, the average chicken lives for about eight years.

I strongly question that statistic.

[mom.mom]

Yeah, but what if a fox eats it?

[Hot Tabasco]

Then grab it by the legs and just shake it..........

[Safetgiver]

I listened to the vid and thought I heard ‘ a 38 year old chicken’ owner ? What? The chicken owner don’t got a hatchet?

[Vendome]

Hot dead chicken would be on the menu.

Naw, not really. They can put the lil critter under and excise it.

[Clay Moore]

First, I have never had a chicken that lived to be 8 years old. Three sometimes, four maybe. It could be the 30+ days over 100* we usually have.

Second is the gizzards function is to grind stuff up. Several years in there and my guess is that the metal parts would be gone and the diamond would have some abrasion in spite of its hardness. Diamond is a 10 and common quartz sand is an 8.