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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/06/2013 5:40:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"We have been very clear to the Assad regime, but also to other players on the ground, that a red line for us is we start seeing a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized," the president said. "That would change my calculus. That would change my equation." ~ Barack Obama, 2012
First of all, I didnt set a red line. The world set a red line, Obama said, So when I said that my calculus would be altered by chemical weapons, which the overall consensus of humanity says is wrong thats not something I just made up. I didnt pick it out of thin air, Obama said. My credibility is not on the line. The international communitys credibility is on the line, and America and Congresss credibilitys on the line. ~ Barack Obama, 2013
Obama: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Obama: "I'm sure there are some stupid people over here!!"
*Reporter Johnny stands up*
Obama: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Reporter Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; syria; war
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To: Lucky9teen
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09/06/2013 5:40:47 AM PDT
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RandallFlagg
(IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
To: Lucky9teen
WOO-HOO, IN!
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09/06/2013 5:42:11 AM PDT
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PROCON
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:42:53 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:43:51 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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09/06/2013 5:44:33 AM PDT
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CJ Wolf
To: Lucky9teen
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09/06/2013 5:44:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:44:40 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:45:54 AM PDT
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CJ Wolf
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:47:19 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: All
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09/06/2013 5:49:53 AM PDT
by
Squidpup
("Fight the Good Fight of Faith")
To: CJ Wolf
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09/06/2013 5:50:27 AM PDT
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Monkey Face
(PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:50:30 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
Wow....a meeting of the mindless
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:51:43 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: dead
Sure are a lot of women in that room...
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:53:26 AM PDT
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Monkey Face
(PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
To: Lucky9teen
My girlfriend stood in front of our length a said dejectedly, “I’m getting fat, ugly and old. I need a compliment today.” and turned to me looking sad. On the spot I said “Well, your vision is damn near perfect.” She was nice to have around.
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:53:32 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/06/2013 5:53:36 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
YaY for silliness!
To: Lucky9teen; ArGee
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09/06/2013 5:58:18 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I couldn't care less if you have one...)
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