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Key West Cabs May Charge Vomiting Fee
NBC Bay Area ^
| Monday, Sep 2, 2013
Posted on 09/02/2013 1:17:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
The Officer asked the drunk "Why are you pulling a chain down the street?"
The drunk relied: "Have you ever tried to push one of these?"
The drunk hails a cabbie, sticks his head in the window and asks: "Do you have room for a pizza and a case of beer?"
The cabbie answers "Sure"...and the drunk vomits.
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:22:52 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: nickcarraway
Although depending on the nationality of the driver, the puke might improve the smell in the cab.
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:24:01 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(Still crazy after all these beers.)
To: nickcarraway
They only have five people a year puking in their cabs? I think I got five cabs in one night after Miller’s wedding.
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:25:57 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
Just how many cabs are in key west? Do any of them have breaks that actually work?
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:28:45 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: driftdiver
Sounds like Seinfeld when the parking valet with BO stunk up Jerry’s car.
To: nickcarraway
They can’t stock their cabs with tall kitchen garbage bags?
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:31:37 PM PDT
by
Extremely Extreme Extremist
(Governor Sarah Heath Palin for President of the United States in 2016)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:31:48 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
To: nickcarraway
Better get a deposit up front!
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:36:00 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
![](http://mburgan.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/creosote.jpg)
Does the $50 include the wafer-thin mint?
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:47:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: nickcarraway
Key west is a very ugly city.
It’s sad to see a bunch of old self centered gay people aging not so gracefully.
Between the snotty lesbians and the flamers, I was more than happy to take the bridge back to Miami.
Beautiful drive out and back though.
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:48:05 PM PDT
by
caltaxed
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh no it’s Mr. Creosole! “I want everything on the menu, put in in a bucket with eggs on top!”
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:51:59 PM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant.)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
“And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.”
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posted on
09/02/2013 1:53:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
"Fantasy Fest, the city's 10-day party that culminates on Halloween"I'm guessing this is part of a homo fascination with the underworld.
To: GrandJediMasterYoda; Revolting cat!
Oh no its Mr. Creosole! I want everything on the menu, put in in a bucket with eggs on top! HIPSTERS/FOODIES are putting an egg on top of everything these days.
Ramen:
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oKOG8DUzPYg/UX7yrqICJBI/AAAAAAAAKcY/l5crzuUS61Q/s400/ramen+noodle+bowls+with+eggs.JPG)
Hot dog:
![](http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/wn03JIlRGwBeQbi-wV3GmA/l.jpg)
Asparagus:
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-90l2Us2qxCM/Tgyz60rK7YI/AAAAAAAACJM/39h_j_N8atE/s640/37386841_JLH3doi2_c.jpg)
foie-gras-bacon-egg-toast:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oKOG8DUzPYg/UX7yrqICJBI/AAAAAAAAKcY/l5crzuUS61Q/s400/ramen+noodle+bowls+with+eggs.JPG
To: nickcarraway
I never heard of Fantasy Fest, It sounds pretty crazy.
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posted on
09/02/2013 2:08:26 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: nickcarraway
I’m actually surprised this is something new.
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posted on
09/02/2013 2:13:31 PM PDT
by
slouper
(LWRC M6A2)
To: dfwgator
How are you feeling, sir?
Better. Better get a bucket.
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posted on
09/02/2013 2:14:29 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: nickcarraway
50 dollars is nowhere near enough.
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posted on
09/02/2013 2:24:22 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(...We didn't love freedom enough...)
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