Posted on 08/29/2013 10:58:26 AM PDT by Red Badger
Grampa Simpson: "Alright, lets see, first name, first name. Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answers to all the important questions. Call me Abraham Simpson."
Lisa: "Grampa, how'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?"
Grampa Simpson: "I don't know!"
Grampa Simpson: "I figured because the democrats were in power again."
So why is it that I’m almost sixty and I swear that in many ways my memory is getting BETTER?
One doctor on a uTube said that in order to continue to learn, older persons must forget some of what they remmembered in the past. I don’t know if this is true or not. I couldn’t find the report from yesterday.
A guy at work was talking about Hopalong Cassidy yesterday and was asking if he had a limp. I said no, but there was some guy’s sidekick that had a limp. As the word left my lips, another ejected itself from my brain out of some dark corner.
Festus.
My brain seems to do well with its secondary indexes but it’s all a mystery to me.
Because you forgot so much that you now have more room.............like cleaning your hard drive!.......
So, when I say, “I’ve forgotten more than you’ve learned, sonny.” that’s a good thing!
You kids stay off my lawn!
An elderly man that was having difficulty with his memory had recently come under the care of a memory specialist. He was teaching his elderly patient the benefits of diet and regular exercise as a way of extending the memory recall his patient still possessed. Additionally, he was teaching him how to use association and other mental tricks to help aid with his declining recall.
That evening the elderly man and his wife had some friends over for dinner. While the women were in the kitchen putting the finishing touches on the meal the elderly man was relating to his friend the things he was learning. He spoke with excitement and pride regarding his new knowledge and how helpful the doctor’s recommendations had been. Impressed, the friend asked, “Say, what’s the name of that doctor anyway?” “Oh, oh, ah, ah let’s see, ah, oh yea I know, ah what’s the name of that, that flower, you know which one I mean. It’s the one that smells so good and a, a, it, it it’s usually red and, ah, and it has thorns, yea, it has thorns - you know, right?” Puzzled, the friend stated, “You - don’t - mean - a rose, do you?” “Yea, yea that’s it! A - a rose, a rose. Hey Rose, what’s the name of that doctor I’m seeing?”
I’m still learning, or trying to learn. I devour history books at the rate of about 12-20 per year. Right now I’m reading a biography of Civil War General Henry Halleck, then it’s on to David Glantz’ two volume set on the Battle of Smolensk between the Germans and Soviets in July-September 1941. I’d really like to have a good operational history of the Punic Wars, but haven’t found one.
In order to be a “well-rounded” person, one should engage in a life-long study of a subject not related to your career, play a musical instrument, speak a second language, and play a sport or at least exercise regularly. Although I have no musical ability, I’m hoping the other things can keep me young in mind, body and spirit.
I understand that Monica Lewinsky can remember everything in her past AND present life in graphic detail .
I don’t remember reading this article.......
She has a photogenic memory......
I’m sorry, what were you saying?
You might enjoy www.thegreatcourses.com as they have a huge supply of ancient history, music history, etc. DVD lectures and workbook. I’m 66 and still love to learn. My job is weather reporting at an airport in Alaska so I can watch these tapes at work. I also enjoy writing music and playing the guitar. I really wish the world wasn’t in such bad shape and we could all enjoy a peaceful life. I worry for the sake of my sons and their families.
His friend was so impressed that he said, "Wow, maybe I should get one. What kind is it?"
The old guy looked at his watch and said, "Oh, about 4:30."
“Im 61 and remember my first day of kindergarten but I cant seem to locate my keys.”
none of our memories are “gone”
the older ones were well indexed (likely many times) long ago
but it is the indexing system (Brain talking to itself - “now where shall I put this so I can get it back sometime” that no longer works as automatically as it did when we were younger;
so a lot of newer stuff - particularly little stuff - gets chucked away with little or no or a bad index to where it is put
but I have found a method-helper
as much as I can I stop myself from doing ANYTHING, particularly any of the small stuff, AUTOMATICALLY
instead, I will say - just in my head: “I’m setting the keys here”; “it’s 11:30 and I’m taking the Losartan”; etc., etc., etc.; and lo and behold the brain finds the entries for the memory when I seek them
and I have started NOT forgetting most anything
it seems that with age we have to take-over, mentally-actively, some of the indexing of things to be remembered, and it also seems from my experience that we can
Thatks funny; in the Great Courses series I actually have Prof. Fagsan of U of Pa’s lecture series on Rome. I will probably add more to my Chrristmas list. I play the DVD’s while working out. The first Punic War is up next.
Hmmmmm... not Festus (Ken Curtis), but Chester (Dennis Weaver)
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