A guy at work was talking about Hopalong Cassidy yesterday and was asking if he had a limp. I said no, but there was some guy’s sidekick that had a limp. As the word left my lips, another ejected itself from my brain out of some dark corner.
Festus.
My brain seems to do well with its secondary indexes but it’s all a mystery to me.
I’m sorry, what were you saying?
Hmmmmm... not Festus (Ken Curtis), but Chester (Dennis Weaver)