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Man who changed name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop faces 5 years in prison on drug charges
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| Aug 19, 2013
| Dylan Stableford
Posted on 08/20/2013 7:00:10 AM PDT by bkopto
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Ummm. OK.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:00:10 AM PDT
by
bkopto
To: bkopto
Crack kills.
(I was going to say "too much LDS in the Sixties", but this mutt is too young for either the Sixties OR the reference.)
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:02:23 AM PDT
by
jboot
(It can happen here because it IS happening here.)
To: bkopto
“Scat” and “doo-doo” come to mind.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:03:28 AM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: bkopto
Drugs help this guy think.
Under the proper circumstances he could be elected president.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:05:40 AM PDT
by
IbJensen
(Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
To: bkopto
Well, now we all know what to do if we want to be referred to by our
first name in news stories.
That's much easier than being born black and attacking a "white Hispanic."
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:05:44 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: bkopto
deadhead?
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:07:28 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: bkopto
To: bkopto
A 1/2 ounce? Most places it would take an excess of 3 oz to garner that charge. He may be a fruitloop, but he's getting railroaded.
These are the kind of cops who pull up plants and then weigh them with all the dirt clods still hanging on the roots.
"The bigger the bust, the better the boost."
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:10:22 AM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: bkopto
Man who changed name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop faces 5 years in prison on drug chargesHe has insisted that he is a victim of mistaken identity, claiming that it was a different Beezow Doo-doo Zopitty-bop-bop, also living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, who was dealing drugs.
To: bkopto
Before he was arrested he had plans to run for governor on the Silly Party ticket.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:14:59 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: bkopto
For those who were curious on where he came up with the name...
In an interview last year, Beezow told the Wisconsin State Journal that his first name represents "the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe." Doo-doo, he said, "is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos." And Zopittybop-bop-bop "is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death," Beezow said.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:17:17 AM PDT
by
0.E.O
To: bkopto
Maybe we'll see libtards rallying for him.
FREE BEEZOW DOO-DOO ZOPPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP!
They'll need REALLY big protest signs. (Or else they'll have to write REALLY small.)
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:18:48 AM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: DManA
Has anyone made the Howie Carr “Police Blotter Fax Friday” twice?
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:19:20 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: bkopto
There’s a bluebird on his shoulder.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:27:09 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: bkopto
ya know who’s on drugs....the Judge who approved that name change petition....THAT’S the guy who’s on drugs....
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:29:52 AM PDT
by
freedomson
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To: bkopto
Imagine the name tapes if he’d joined the armed forces.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:30:40 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not a pingity-ping-ping-ping.
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posted on
08/20/2013 7:30:49 AM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
(Army dad. And damned proud.)
To: DManA
Well, he might split the vote.
To: Slump Tester
“possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver,”
Intent to deliver? WTH? For 1/2 oz? That’s just piling on.
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