[Slump Tester]

A 1/2 ounce? Most places it would take an excess of 3 oz to garner that charge. He may be a fruitloop, but he's getting railroaded.

These are the kind of cops who pull up plants and then weigh them with all the dirt clods still hanging on the roots.

"The bigger the bust, the better the boost."

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver,”

Intent to deliver? WTH? For 1/2 oz? That’s just piling on.