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1 posted on
08/08/2013 5:33:58 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
The gators in my driveway won’t let them in!
2 posted on
08/08/2013 5:35:37 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: BenLurkin
I don’t smoke... Never did.
3 posted on
08/08/2013 5:37:46 PM PDT by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: BenLurkin
I foresee this thread getting pulled.
To: BenLurkin
Will this lead to a camel jockey shortage?
5 posted on
08/08/2013 5:39:36 PM PDT by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: BenLurkin
7 posted on
08/08/2013 5:40:37 PM PDT by
meatloaf
To: BenLurkin
If it fits....
9 posted on
08/08/2013 5:41:48 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(Life's short- paddle hard!)
To: BenLurkin
10 posted on
08/08/2013 5:42:14 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
To: BenLurkin
Actually, it’s an interesting article. They do not say, but I suspect, that racing camels are retired to a life of roasting on the spit. (Yeah, pun and then some.) They’re probably ridden to near death and certain ill health, then, when they’ve caught every disease in the desert, they become someone’s dinner. Not smart.
You think BarrySoetoro has a taste for camels? She said hopefully.
11 posted on
08/08/2013 5:47:59 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Opinions freely expressed as advice)
To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise
That does it, I'm switching to Gauloises!
14 posted on
08/08/2013 5:53:13 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: BenLurkin
15 posted on
08/08/2013 5:55:21 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: BenLurkin; neverdem
Camels are just a carrier. The origin of the MEV is suspected to be a fruit bat and has yet to be determined. The last ten years the bat population has yielded some pretty virulent viruses in Asia (Not Hawaii), Australia, Malaysia, and the ME.
To: BenLurkin
I’m taking Wednesday off now.
18 posted on
08/08/2013 6:07:54 PM PDT by
Makana
(Patience is minor despair dressed up as a virtue.)
To: BenLurkin
Two old women are smoking and walking down the street when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom, cuts of the end and puts it over her cigarette. The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman says, “It’s a condom. You can get them at any gas station. They work great for keeping your cigarette dry when it rains.” So a little while later the second old woman walks into a gas station and says she needs a condom. The clerk asks her what size, and she says, “Give me one big enough to fit a camel.”
21 posted on
08/08/2013 6:32:59 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: BenLurkin
22 posted on
08/08/2013 7:05:57 PM PDT by
DeWalt
To: BenLurkin; Revolting cat!
STDs. They aren’t just for harems anymore.
To: BenLurkin
Come on there BenLurkin; you know this is just screaming for a few “ragheads humpin camels” jokes.
Admit it, that’s why you posted it.
26 posted on
08/08/2013 8:11:59 PM PDT by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
To: BenLurkin
It’s the “hump” (an action committed by Mooselimb men at the southern end of the camel).
27 posted on
08/08/2013 8:24:23 PM PDT by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
To: BenLurkin; LucyT
28 posted on
08/11/2013 11:39:16 PM PDT by
neverdem
(Register pressure cookers! /s)
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