1 posted on
08/04/2013 5:01:18 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
I try to remove bacteria from my skin not deliberately rub in on my face via bird crap!!!
2 posted on
08/04/2013 5:03:11 PM PDT by
Fred
(http://arkancide.com)
To: BenLurkin
Pour some on rice bran and feed it to Mike for breakfast.
3 posted on
08/04/2013 5:05:24 PM PDT by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: BenLurkin
On a similar note, there is a company that produces, and sells, a product that is designed to make poop taste bad (for your dog). It’s a great country.
4 posted on
08/04/2013 5:05:52 PM PDT by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: BenLurkin
People with way too much time and money. I wouldn’t get near that stuff unless I was wearing a respirator. The saying shit for brains comes to mind.
5 posted on
08/04/2013 5:15:07 PM PDT by
meatloaf
To: BenLurkin
You can get this for free if you wait long enough
http://what-if.xkcd.com/11/
To: BenLurkin
Perhaps now would be a good time for the Whizzo Chocolate Company to come out with its Crunchy Frog sweet. [/Monty Python]
7 posted on
08/04/2013 5:21:19 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(21st century. I'm not a fan.)
To: BenLurkin
Asian nightingale excrement mixed with rice branThat and a cup of elephant dung coffee makes me feel all pooped out.
8 posted on
08/04/2013 5:21:48 PM PDT by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: BenLurkin
Couldn’t just pigeons poop on them? Or seagulls?
9 posted on
08/04/2013 5:22:35 PM PDT by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
To: BenLurkin
Different sorta facial from the kinda ones they have is Van Nuys, CA.
10 posted on
08/04/2013 5:23:58 PM PDT by
Rodamala
To: BenLurkin
Just don’t try to drink a large soda while you’re getting bird shit rubbed on your face.
11 posted on
08/04/2013 5:27:22 PM PDT by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
To: BenLurkin
I had a friend from Puerto Rico who swore that in PR, her Mom used Chicken Poop to to treat acne, and that it worked.great.
15 posted on
08/04/2013 6:03:56 PM PDT by
sockmonkey
(Of Course I didn't read the article. After all, this is FreeRepublic..)
To: BenLurkin
Just one of many reasons gentlemen do not kiss Big Sh*ty women.
16 posted on
08/04/2013 6:26:39 PM PDT by
GladesGuru
(Islam is antithetical to, and Islam is irreconcilable with, America. Therefore - Islam Delenda Est)
To: BenLurkin
I’m no fan of Bloomberg, but I don’t see how he gets the blame for this one.
18 posted on
08/04/2013 6:54:55 PM PDT by
BCrago66
To: BenLurkin
So Bloomy IS a shiithead.
19 posted on
08/04/2013 7:05:12 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Goodbye America. Glad the majority of my years were spent during the good days.)
To: BenLurkin
Nothing like starting a bird flu pandemic in the Shizuka New York skin care salon off Fifth Avenue.
To: BenLurkin
Bloomberg wants to ban the supersize portion. A little guano on your face is OK, but don’t overdo it.
21 posted on
08/04/2013 8:12:21 PM PDT by
Rocky
(Obama is pure evil.)
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