http://what-if.xkcd.com/11/
Posted on 08/04/2013 5:01:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin
At Shizuka New York skin care salon off Fifth Avenue, roughly 100 clients a month are shelling out $180 each for a traditional Japanese facial “using imported Asian nightingale excrement mixed with rice bran,” reports Verna Dobnik for the Associated Press. The treatment is touted as “a way to keep the face soft and smooth using an enzyme in the poop to gently exfoliate the skin.”
geishas and actors.
The AP supplied this account of 35-year-old New Yorker Mari Miyoshi’s first fecal facial:
“The treatment begins with steam to open the pores and soften the skin. Cream is applied. And then comes what Bernstein calls ‘the nightingale part.’
She pours the cream-colored poop, dried and finely ground, into a bowl, mixing it with the rice bran using a small spatula. She applies the potion to Miyoshi’s face with a brush, rubbing it in with her hands.
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I try to remove bacteria from my skin not deliberately rub in on my face via bird crap!!!
Pour some on rice bran and feed it to Mike for breakfast.
On a similar note, there is a company that produces, and sells, a product that is designed to make poop taste bad (for your dog). It’s a great country.
People with way too much time and money. I wouldn’t get near that stuff unless I was wearing a respirator. The saying shit for brains comes to mind.
http://what-if.xkcd.com/11/
Perhaps now would be a good time for the Whizzo Chocolate Company to come out with its Crunchy Frog sweet. [/Monty Python]
That and a cup of elephant dung coffee makes me feel all pooped out.
Couldn’t just pigeons poop on them? Or seagulls?
Different sorta facial from the kinda ones they have is Van Nuys, CA.
Just don’t try to drink a large soda while you’re getting bird shit rubbed on your face.
Mikey has likely had the sh!t from many an orifice rubbed on and for that matter into his face.
Back in the day when someone got a little too high or drunk
we would often say ‘he got shiite-faced’. We were idiots in the days of our yutes.
Yes we had many names for it as well. Probably because there were so many occasions of it!
I had a friend from Puerto Rico who swore that in PR, her Mom used Chicken Poop to to treat acne, and that it worked.great.
Just one of many reasons gentlemen do not kiss Big Sh*ty women.
The jokes tend to write themselves....
I’m no fan of Bloomberg, but I don’t see how he gets the blame for this one.
So Bloomy IS a shiithead.
Nothing like starting a bird flu pandemic in the Shizuka New York skin care salon off Fifth Avenue.
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