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Luxury skin care in Mike Bloomberg’s Manhattan: Bird poop facial
The Washington Times ^
| Daniel Wattenberg
Posted on 08/04/2013 5:01:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:01:18 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
I try to remove bacteria from my skin not deliberately rub in on my face via bird crap!!!
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:03:11 PM PDT
by
Fred
(http://arkancide.com)
To: BenLurkin
Pour some on rice bran and feed it to Mike for breakfast.
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:05:24 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: BenLurkin
On a similar note, there is a company that produces, and sells, a product that is designed to make poop taste bad (for your dog). It’s a great country.
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:05:52 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: BenLurkin
People with way too much time and money. I wouldn’t get near that stuff unless I was wearing a respirator. The saying shit for brains comes to mind.
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:15:07 PM PDT
by
meatloaf
To: BenLurkin
You can get this for free if you wait long enough
http://what-if.xkcd.com/11/
To: BenLurkin
Perhaps now would be a good time for the Whizzo Chocolate Company to come out with its Crunchy Frog sweet. [/Monty Python]
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:21:19 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(21st century. I'm not a fan.)
To: BenLurkin
Asian nightingale excrement mixed with rice branThat and a cup of elephant dung coffee makes me feel all pooped out.
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:21:48 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: BenLurkin
Couldn’t just pigeons poop on them? Or seagulls?
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:22:35 PM PDT
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
To: BenLurkin
Different sorta facial from the kinda ones they have is Van Nuys, CA.
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:23:58 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: BenLurkin
Just don’t try to drink a large soda while you’re getting bird shit rubbed on your face.
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:27:22 PM PDT
by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
To: Farmer Dean
Mikey has likely had the sh!t from many an orifice rubbed on and for that matter into his face.
To: Fightin Whitey
Back in the day when someone got a little too high or drunk
we would often say ‘he got shiite-faced’. We were idiots in the days of our yutes.
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posted on
08/04/2013 5:53:12 PM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: tflabo
Yes we had many names for it as well. Probably because there were so many occasions of it!
To: BenLurkin
I had a friend from Puerto Rico who swore that in PR, her Mom used Chicken Poop to to treat acne, and that it worked.great.
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posted on
08/04/2013 6:03:56 PM PDT
by
sockmonkey
(Of Course I didn't read the article. After all, this is FreeRepublic..)
To: BenLurkin
Just one of many reasons gentlemen do not kiss Big Sh*ty women.
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posted on
08/04/2013 6:26:39 PM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(Islam is antithetical to, and Islam is irreconcilable with, America. Therefore - Islam Delenda Est)
To: sockmonkey
The jokes tend to write themselves....
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posted on
08/04/2013 6:41:23 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: BenLurkin
I’m no fan of Bloomberg, but I don’t see how he gets the blame for this one.
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posted on
08/04/2013 6:54:55 PM PDT
by
BCrago66
To: BenLurkin
So Bloomy IS a shiithead.
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posted on
08/04/2013 7:05:12 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Goodbye America. Glad the majority of my years were spent during the good days.)
To: BenLurkin
Nothing like starting a bird flu pandemic in the Shizuka New York skin care salon off Fifth Avenue.
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