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Is 'Fifty Shades' to blame for rise in handcuff emergencies?
CNN ^
| July 30, 2013
| Laura Smith-Spark
Posted on 08/03/2013 4:09:47 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican
Darn, I have no hand cuffs.
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posted on
08/03/2013 4:11:28 PM PDT
by
Marcella
((Prepping can save your life today. I am a Christian, not a Muslim.))
To: Marcella
Then you can come save me and we won’t need to involve the fire department.
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posted on
08/03/2013 4:13:29 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(INFIDEL)
To: Marcella
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posted on
08/03/2013 4:13:42 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
To: MinorityRepublican
I guess it is a step up from gerbils.
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posted on
08/03/2013 4:14:32 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: MinorityRepublican
. . . sex toys . . . hook-up sites . . . sexual dominationThose folks are clueless. I feel sorry for people who think that sex has to be complicated to be joyful and fulfilling.
To: MinorityRepublican
Reminds me of the one about the masochist and the sadist who got married.
The masochist says "Oh, beat me, spank me!" and the sadist says "Heh-heh, Noooo...!"
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posted on
08/03/2013 4:35:35 PM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: MinorityRepublican; Slings and Arrows
![joe friday photo: friday friday.jpg](http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j29/barbee1226/joe/friday.jpg)
I'm better off not knowing.
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posted on
08/03/2013 4:35:54 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: MinorityRepublican
Could be worse. We picked up a guy one time with a cape on that jumped off the dresser towards the bed to impress his girlfriend.
The ceiling fan zotted him.
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posted on
08/03/2013 4:38:57 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: MinorityRepublican; Lazamataz
This thread just screams “Laz” ;)
To: MinorityRepublican
Hmm... maybe Mrs. Sparticus could be interested in reading this shady grey tomb.
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posted on
08/03/2013 5:05:10 PM PDT
by
Sparticus
(Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)
To: MinorityRepublican
♫ I got a brand new pair of handcuffs
hope you have a brand new key. ♫
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posted on
08/03/2013 5:18:55 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("When there is no penalty for failure, failures proliferate." George F. Will)
To: NonValueAdded
♫ I read that book
I got to page sixty three
had to stop there cause I was playing with me ...♫
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posted on
08/03/2013 5:24:59 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("When there is no penalty for failure, failures proliferate." George F. Will)
To: MinorityRepublican
It’s also credited with boosting sales of sex toys, driving women to hook-up sites and fueling a craze over sexual domination.
So, it’s not surprising there would be a downside.
&&&
How disgusting this writer is. The downside includes the degenerate behavior she cites in the first sentence above.
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posted on
08/03/2013 5:33:09 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
To: Sparticus
I would not recommend asking your wife to read this disgusting filth.
Perhaps your typo of “tomb” for “tome” was a Freudian slip brought about by your conscience.
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posted on
08/03/2013 5:35:39 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
To: MinorityRepublican
Most all sexually deviant behavior is now main stream. Pedophilia will be the next civil rights push, since the homo community harbors most of them.
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posted on
08/03/2013 5:56:05 PM PDT
by
lormand
(Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
To: Clay Moore
LOL!!
“Meatman” to the... *ZOT*
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posted on
08/03/2013 6:05:10 PM PDT
by
mylife
(Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
To: MinorityRepublican
To: MinorityRepublican
First rule of owning handcuffs: stash extra keys. Lots of extra keys. Make sure you have a long-handled key for when they’re behind your back. Second rule: Learn to pick the lock for when you don’t have a key.
I have a few pairs of handcuffs, but not for the reasons above. I carry them (or have them handy) whenever I carry a gun, which is pretty much all the time. Seems sensible to me that any situation where I draw a gun in self defense is a situation where instead of shooting somebody, I might well end up holding somebody at gunpoint. At that point, it’s important to get control of them immediately. It’s hard to call 911 with somebody at gunpoint, without dropping your guard. Then it will take what seems like hours for the cops to get there. A pair of cuffs can help solve this.
I’ve got a pair in my vehicle, and a couple pairs at home... And keys stashed all over. I also have some zip-tie cuffs. They’re almost as good and work well in a pinch.
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posted on
08/03/2013 6:28:31 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
To: Ramius
Seems awfully tricky handcuffing someone with one hand while they are trying to take the gun out of your other hand (one ping only, hehe).
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posted on
08/03/2013 6:55:44 PM PDT
by
JohnnyP
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