or you could retire to Texas where
1. A granny ax’s if you ever had fried ice cubes
2.Welcome to Texas....are you circumcised ?
3. Durin a bad weather day...someone in the café ax’s...was that a tornado or is Carter’s stomach still upset
4. New relocate argues that your version of the events of the Alamo are wrong cause they saw the movie
5. Hal Bundy never scored 4 touchdowns in one game
6. You soon discover that the characters from "King Of The Hill" aren't fictional.
LOLOL!
#4 reminds me of a MD couple who once stopped at the Farm’s retail store, after a tour of the Gettysburg Battlefield, and she said it was a shame the Germans won. Her poor husband just looked at the ceiling, and I gave her the several tomato plants for free, as a consolation. Heh.
Who is always "ax'in" sump'n are Cajuns. Hurt my ears with all their ax'in this, and ax'in that! And half time, it ain't even a question.
I think y'all is plural, unless you're pist. I'm pretty sure, otherwise, singular is stuff like sug/sugar, hun/honey, or sweetie [sweet something or 'nother].
Texas is an attitude. I'm not sure Texans retire. I think they just reinvent play.
Message to most Yankees, TEXAS is horrible especially around Houston.. It’s so much better up north, 4 seasons and all.. There is a way of thinking that becomes so frustrating, no rules, no controls, people do damn well anything they wish..
I know first hand.. From an uprooted Chicagoan, 45 years ago... uncross fingers.. LOL