[exhaustedmomma]

I'm pretty sure you got all that Texas "ax's" all wrong. First, Texans don't ask nothin' cause they are always "tellin'" sump'n.
I tell you what...
I been tellin' you...
Fixin' to tell you right now...

Who is always "ax'in" sump'n are Cajuns. Hurt my ears with all their ax'in this, and ax'in that! And half time, it ain't even a question.

I think y'all is plural, unless you're pist. I'm pretty sure, otherwise, singular is stuff like sug/sugar, hun/honey, or sweetie [sweet something or 'nother].

Texas is an attitude. I'm not sure Texans retire. I think they just reinvent play.

[advertising guy]

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