To: All
This does not address sharknados though.
To: nickcarraway
Make sure you are friends with a Jet.
3 posted on
07/13/2013 7:08:08 PM PDT by
christx30
(Freedom above all.)
To: nickcarraway
Three ways? I know one foolproof way, don’t swim in the ocean. Everything else is a calculated risk.
To: nickcarraway
Rule #1: Get a bigger boat.
5 posted on
07/13/2013 7:13:43 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(I'm so conservative I won't even wear progressive bifocals.)
To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
07/13/2013 7:17:27 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: nickcarraway
how do you deal with “SHARKNADO!”?????????????
“When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”
http://screencrush.com/sharknado/
12 posted on
07/13/2013 7:30:06 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: nickcarraway
Very simple, do NOT swim with sharks.
To: nickcarraway
Don’t wear “yum-yum yellow” either!
15 posted on
07/13/2013 7:59:58 PM PDT by
null and void
(Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
To: nickcarraway
I would respond with a lot of pee.
19 posted on
07/13/2013 8:03:16 PM PDT by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: nickcarraway
I'm thinking about getting the lion fish rash guard.
Not sure if it would work but I guess it couldn't hurt.
20 posted on
07/13/2013 8:04:44 PM PDT by
Godebert
(No Person Except a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!)
To: nickcarraway
I have an agreement with sharks. I don’t go in their water if they don’t come down my street. Of course a sharknado could change all of that.
22 posted on
07/13/2013 8:08:03 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: nickcarraway
31 posted on
07/13/2013 9:57:59 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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