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1 posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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If your vagina was a gun, Joe Biden and Dianne Feinstein would be afraid of it.


2 posted on 07/13/2013 12:11:46 PM PDT by Perdogg (Cruz-Paul 2016)
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And if that baby was a “slave” or a “Jew”, things couldn’t be clearer. Treating a fetus as something somehow less than human does not make killing it any more “moral” or justified.


3 posted on 07/13/2013 12:11:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Is there some amendment to the Constitution I haven’t heard of?
4 posted on 07/13/2013 12:12:20 PM PDT by Old North State
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This is my rifle.
This is my gun.
This is for fighting,
and this is for fun.


5 posted on 07/13/2013 12:12:45 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
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Your bullets would be...tampons?


6 posted on 07/13/2013 12:12:53 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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“A lesbian who has two kids and is sterile..”


7 posted on 07/13/2013 12:14:28 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Skip impeachment and move straight to deportation..)
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If your vagina were a gun, you would have multiple Accidental Discharges.

Frankly, you’d embarrass your self and people would avoid you because it’s embarrassing.


8 posted on 07/13/2013 12:15:06 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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I honestly misread the first word of the story. I thought it said “In” and was referring to that bizarre story about a woman trying to smuggle a pistol into prison by hiding it, well hiding it in her naughty bits:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-sentencing-576342


11 posted on 07/13/2013 12:18:17 PM PDT by DemforBush (Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
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“NOBODY .. NEEDS .. A MAXI .. TO STEM A PERIOD!”

< /ACuomo off >


12 posted on 07/13/2013 12:18:49 PM PDT by mikrofon (Weapons Discharge)
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Sounds like some song ....


16 posted on 07/13/2013 12:22:44 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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I don’t know about her vagina being a gun, but if her morals were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow out a candle.


17 posted on 07/13/2013 12:26:31 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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I am so sick of people who think they are so clever when all they are are stupid.


19 posted on 07/13/2013 12:27:36 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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Without reading the article, I would imagine it was a large caliber cannon that hasn’t been cleaned forever.


20 posted on 07/13/2013 12:29:42 PM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.


21 posted on 07/13/2013 12:31:53 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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Is it a Muzzle Loader?

A muzzle may be: The snout of an animal; Muzzle (firearms), the mouth of a firearm;


22 posted on 07/13/2013 12:32:01 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
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To: smokingfrog
When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun,"

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Freudianism.

noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives

From http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/09/Abortion-record-poem-vagina, we get the text of this beautiful piece of art that necessitated a hasty but necessary new version of Best Loved Poems of the American People.

This text confirms my suspicions about the purported substance of this "hypocrisy."

Well, there's more than one way to settle a so-called double standard. Why not "If My Gun Was a Vagina"?

If my gun was a vagina, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.

Oh, this version makes no sense; as every good abortionista knows, vaginas have nothing to do with children, just with clumps of cells.

23 posted on 07/13/2013 12:34:48 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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Comment on Youtube:

chris virginia 6 hours ago

"A well regulated vagina being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear vaginas shall not be infringed."

24 posted on 07/13/2013 12:35:02 PM PDT by DManA
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In 9 months a bullet would come out and grow into a big strapping piece of led.


25 posted on 07/13/2013 12:36:59 PM PDT by DManA
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If it was a brain she’d have one.


26 posted on 07/13/2013 12:38:53 PM PDT by Argus
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A three day waiting period to purchase a vagina is going to piss off a lot of people.

Vagina background checks would be very interesting work.


27 posted on 07/13/2013 12:39:48 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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