[Lonely Bull]

When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun,"

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Freudianism.

noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives

From http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/09/Abortion-record-poem-vagina, we get the text of this beautiful piece of art that necessitated a hasty but necessary new version of Best Loved Poems of the American People.

This text confirms my suspicions about the purported substance of this "hypocrisy."

Well, there's more than one way to settle a so-called double standard. Why not "If My Gun Was a Vagina"?

If my gun was a vagina, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.

Oh, this version makes no sense; as every good abortionista knows, vaginas have nothing to do with children, just with clumps of cells.

[JCBreckenridge]

You’d also need a permit to carry it.